Hello guys, I'm Binita, and I'm a hairdresser who works part-time as a VIP call girl in Mumbai. As you can imagine I can do your companion for an hour or a few in day or night time. I’m very discreet when I visit your hotel or apartment. I am waiting for your call.

Why not to my boat

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@electrineer And they know what you are want!

Maybe we can offer to pay in grammar lessons?

My companion can pay for his own toms.

I'd like to one day be rich enough to afford hiring an escort just so I can have a friend 🥲

@NoMad

I dunno now since this was like 7 years ago, but escorts, like, the full package, are stupid expensive.

Then again, I take it it's not an easy job either. I mean, not only do you need the looks and the willingness, but also, if you are to accompany high profile people to high profile places, have the manners, protocol and conversation to not look out of place.

At least that's what actual escorts told me while on the job...

But then again, when you can make like 3k euros in one night, with fancy dinner included, I guess I can see the willingness.

I'm sure my then producer has porked every single actress working in our films that offered escort services. (Which were pretty much all of them that weren't like, real big names).

@CoreFusionX bills gotta get paid, even when there's a wage gap! I can't criticize them.

@NoMad

No shit, I mean, in their shoes, I'd probably do it too.

Bad thing about the porn industry is no one sees the absolute gargantuan amount of work behind the 20 mins that are published XD.

Then again, worth it if only for all the anecdotes.