Finish this sentence :

“Everytime I code, ...”

My answer :
“Hope is not with me”

There is a bug somewhere

.. kitten dies?
😂😻

There is deadlock between me and my code!😀

My head hurts

I fall in love with beautiful syntax

I procrastinate

"I hope my PC doesn't crash... again"

I think about doing it later

🎶Every time I code, I get this feeling, 🎶
🎶And every time I push, I swear I could fly. 🎶
🎶Everytime my heart beats fast, 🎶
🎶I want this to last! 🎶
🎶I need this in my life! 🎶

Hmm, maybe it's not quite that intense... (To the tune of Everytime We Touch by Cascada)

@starless A+ for creativity

"I cry..."

@Navigatr when angels deserve to die?

Satan cries.

...I feel like god

I make sure it is properly indented
(I hate it when it isn't) (is it weird)

I press the keyboard buttons)

I end up on devRant

... a bug gets killed but three others are born.

Somebody gets hurt either emotionally or physically.

I delight in the sound of hammering mechanical keyboard switches.

I wonder what fuckups I'll find in the legacy code that noone dares to touch..

I don’t

answer 0:
i end up with half of the code being turned into comments.
“ hmmm... maybe if will have to use it again later so i will keep it for now, and if i won’t then i’ll delete it”
answer 1:
every semi-colon is followed by ctrl + s.