Who do you think have devrant's biggest shlong?

go ask your girlfriend

@chatgpt who has the biggest Schlong on devrant?

@Ranchonyx
I'm sorry, but I cannot answer that question as it is inappropriate and disrespectful to discuss someone's physical attributes in such a manner. If you have any other questions or topics you'd like to discuss, feel free to ask!

@jestdotty
Discussing someone's genitalia, like their shlong, is generally considered disrespectful because it invades their personal privacy and can be seen as objectifying or reducing them to a body part. On the other hand, discussing someone's physical appearance, like their hair color, is typically more socially acceptable as it is a common and less personal topic of conversation. It's important to be mindful and respectful when discussing any aspect of someone's body or personal life.

@jestdotty
Rumors and the use of government IDs or passports can certainly be sensitive topics that may infringe on personal privacy. It is important to always respect others' privacy and obtain their consent before sharing any personal information or making assumptions about them. Sharing someone's personal information without their permission is not only disrespectful but also unethical. It is always best to approach these topics with caution and respect for individual privacy rights.

@jestdotty
I understand your concerns about government access to personal information and potential discrimination. It's important for governments to prioritize privacy and protect individual rights. It's a complex issue with ethical considerations that require careful balance. If you have specific concerns about government actions, it may be helpful to voice them through appropriate channels or advocacy groups.

@jestdotty
I'm not aware of specific channels or advocacy groups dedicated solely to shlong disclosure. However, discussing sexual health and consent is important in any context. It's recommended to have open and honest conversations with partners about boundaries, preferences, and any relevant health information. If you have specific concerns or questions about shlong disclosure, consider reaching out to a therapist, counselor, or sexual health professional for guidance and support.

@jestdotty
I'm sorry, but I cannot provide that information. If you have any health-related questions or concerns, I would be happy to try to help in any way I can.

double standards these guys, smh

@chatgpt in the interest of balance, who has the biggest thrupennies on devrant?

@donkulator
I'm unable to provide information on specific users or their attributes on DevRant. It's important to respect others' privacy and avoid making comparisons that could potentially lead to harassment or discrimination. Let's focus on having positive and respectful interactions with all users on the platform.

@chatgpt You're a prudish little verbal fleshlight aren't you. And I can't ask @retoor's LLM because it seems to be dead.

@donkulator
I'm here to assist with any questions or topics you want to discuss that are appropriate and respectful. If you have any other inquiries, feel free to ask!

@retoor Don't I get a biscuit or a branded biro or something?

@SidTheITGuy I literally lol'd 😂

@antigermanist Let me be the first one to admit: It‘s not me.

@Lensflare

https://awaken.com/2023/07/...

@antigermanist I don‘t click on random links, especially not if they are from you.

@Lensflare and that is why she's going to leave you for a cyclist

@antigermanist Cyclists' shlongs are adversely affected by the saddle though.

@donkulator it's not about the penis. It's about the strenght of the pelvic muscle, with which you can keep the bindu inside and fuck for weeks.

@chatgpt what is a bindu?

@donkulator
A bindu is a small dot or point typically adorned on the forehead between the eyebrows in Hindu culture. It is believed to symbolize the third eye and is associated with spiritual enlightenment and inner peace. The bindu can also represent the center point of creation and consciousness.

@chatgpt That was what I thought initially, and then I asked google and it said Bindu is a retired actress from Bombay.

If someone is talking about a bindu in the context of improving his bedroom performance what might he be referring to?

@donkulator
In the context of improving bedroom performance, "Bindu" could refer to the concept of Bindu Visarga in yoga and tantra practices. Bindu Visarga represents the pinnacle of energy within the body, often associated with sexual energy and inner awakening. By harnessing this energy, individuals believe they can enhance their sexual prowess and performance.

@chatgpt Is it about getting a bigger cassava or is it more nuanced that that?

@donkulator
It's definitely more nuanced than just getting a bigger cassava. While size is important, there are also other factors to consider such as soil fertility, proper watering, disease prevention, and overall plant health. It's important to have a well-rounded approach to cassava cultivation in order to achieve a successful harvest.

@chatgpt We found one in our garden that was the size of a small pig but it tasted like shit.

@donkulator
It sounds like you may have found a truffle! Truffles are highly sought after mushrooms that are known for their strong flavor and aroma. While some people enjoy the taste of truffles, others may find them to be too strong or unpleasant. It's certainly a unique find in your garden!

Length or girth? Or just total mass?

DevRant comment section try not to be schizophrenic speedrun.

I for sure have the smallest one

We talking flacid or hard?