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    Bit of a typo there. Should be "learn it and you'll always want to use anything else"
  • 5
    Oh I remember when this happened - the guy couldn't see what he had done wrong (assuming a woman had no clue, despite saying Comp.Sci prog on her bio). Went a bit far imho, he was harassed p. badly.
  • 5
    @FrodoSwaggins he fell into the magic jvm as a child
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    I know that Twitter is Twitter, but I see a lack of argumentations right there
  • 8
    "just learn java and you will never want to use anything" if and only if you haven't leant other languages
  • 2
    Java developer mansplaining to a professor...
  • 8
    @stisch "Devsplaining"
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    @Floydian yes
  • 3
    @Floydian the reason why I dislike Java is because the syntax is not intuitive and it's very very wordy.

    It's not that I cannot use Java it's just when I use it I want to punch a hedgehog.
  • 3
    Java n00b in to heroically fail at fending off the Java hating mob 😇

    Why all the hate for Java? Sure, it's not as fast as C/C++ and closed source (I know about openjdk but it's not as complete above v8 last I checked), and it's not modern and flashy like (insert some modern language), but it works, and is pretty readable, isn't it?

    When I look at C++ code it's much more verbose (which I understand is great for some applications), but reading Java is much easier (at least for me, maybe because I write much more in Java than in C++). Java also handles certain things (which can be a hindrance) which speeds up development time, which is good for business, is it not?

    Anyone care to educate me on why Java is so terrible? I get it's not good for all scenarios, but I'd think for most it's a pretty good solution isn't it?
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    @nanoandrew4 mostly what the answer above you states - it's very verbose, and at least personally, I find the syntax... Odd.
  • 1
    @Floydian Java is a real mans programming language, all these script kiddos hatin. Other devs hate you and wanna be you, and the clients love you and wanna be with you.
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