BOSS/SUPPORT/CLIENT: IT’S URGENT!!!! IT’S URGENT!!!!

Me: if it was really urgent why are you asking me about it at 5’oclock on FRIDAY

I used to love those when I worked in support.

Client phones up with the biggest problem in the world.

Turns out it’s been broken for 2 weeks but they didn’t bother to report it until 2 hours before a really important meeting

I schedule lots of urgent tasks for 4pm and onward on Fridays. Urgent things like checking my calendar and telling people I'm completely booked with urgent tasks until at least Tuesday morning. 😊