*sitting doing a CS assignment*

*girl walks up to me*

G: Hey so how many countries have you been to?
M: 😢😯 Uhhh I'm not sure let me think
G: *rambles on about what countries she's been to*
G: Anyways, what I really wanted to ask, how do I connect to the wifi?




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    Was the AP's name visible?
  • 1
    @gitpull It's university wifi, you need a username and password from the university to connect. So yeah, the AP is visible but no good :S
  • 8
    …maybe she felt you weren't interested in her and tried to end the conversation less awkwardly?
  • 11
    Hey at least you talked to a girl. That's a lot more than some of us here ...
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    Username: "It's your student number plus your phone number plus the next date and time you are free to grab a coffee with me. I'd love to hear more of your travels!"

    ... would have been the way to respect. And maybe marriage. πŸ˜πŸ˜‰
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    @eeee oh man that’s a good one... πŸ§πŸ•΅πŸΌ‍♂️
  • 3
    For a moment, I thought, "Yes! Finally! I am happy for this guy!"

    Sorry bruh.
  • 3
    @eeee this guys f*#$s! *Silicon valley πŸ˜‚ now I need to find a library to hope this will work for me too. Haha
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    @Cyanide same and then I started internally crying for the guy's sake. Better luck next time :)
  • 1
    Yeah it's like stabbing from the back and then front.
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