morons everywhere - 1. Doesnt want to pay for server 2. Doesnt want to pay for disk 3. Doesnt want to pay at all 3. Wants the app in 1 week - devRant

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27

helloworld

9467

6y

5. Should go fuck himself.
17

bashleigh

4890

6y

6. Wants Facebook rebuilt into their app from scratch within that week
14

spacem

1851

6y

Ps. No bugs
3

fullsnack-dev

2504

6y

Almost same case with me:
https://devrant.com/rants/1231253/...
3

htmljoecss

62

6y

Wanta me to recreate wordpress just for them.
11

PonySlaystation

21841

6y

4. Wants his printer fixed ASAP as possible.
2

xewl

4208

6y

69. Needs to be company-grade without even looking at rules or ISO.
3

xewl

4208

6y

-42. needs turnover asap, thus don't forget the payment & regulatory billing system
2

xewl

4208

6y

0. I didn't even know 69 & -42 applied, or even think about it before I started summing up things out of my clearly empty brain-to-mouth function. Oh well, just do it anyway.

(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻
2

MPKaboose

755

6y

It even rhymes ...
4

Wack

6360

6y

Same. Well theyare willing to payfor the app, but not to keep it updated or for the server to run... Going to be some long discussions...
2

MadHatrix

1092

6y

7. Wants it to rank number on Google for every keyword, within same time frame.
2

rantyFED

131

6y

*hangs up*
1

Brolls

3173

6y

42. Wants it to look good on an old WAP phone screen.
1

catch-exception

1198

6y

3. Will demand refund if not satisfied.
2

kwilliams

6851

6y

52. At least it will be good exposure for you.
0

Milenchy

3367

6y

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