Best answer by far 🤦‍♂️
Guess I will die alone

Waiting in the parking for her... I think she will call the Police 90/100

Why would you for alone, unless you're the one asking question!! In that case I've got a lot of question for you.

Is that you??

@ebourgess saw this on right side panel when I tried to do my 1Qhday challenge.
It's 1 of the hot network questions.

@Aitkotw @Alice It's not me.
It's one of the hot network question.
My salary is too low. I can't ask anyone out.

@sunfishcc Your explanation was funny and sad at the same time. Somewhat relatable though xD

@Aitkotw I know when I say "of course, it's not me", it sounds like It's definitely me, but it's actually not me 🤦‍♂️
Actually I wish I could come out a silly question like this and gain hundreds reputation from it.

@ebourgess I think you get the point 👍

Sometimes I feel if English is my native language, I could be a comedian, like Kevin Hart.
Is English my first language? No. So I'm not a comedian 😓 and I've stammer, so I barely speak 🤦‍♂️

Here's how you get a girl's number....

Put your phone near her, but under a box or papers or something.

Wait till she is on her phone, or her mobile is the closest phone to her.

Ask her "hey could you call my phone, I can't find it anywhere"

She is bound by social contract to assist.

It's sad that the dude is born in a different time. I can imagine things simpler before cell phones came to be.

@sam21s once upon a time, you could simply add girls from Facebook look around 🤦‍♂️

@ebourgess the lack of knowing what to do and what is deemed appropriate is the "dev" in that

Asking a question about asking someone out is definitely DevRant worthy

I suppose we could spin up Kali, grab the full contact API and drop her Twitter handle in there...

He gotta read dating 101 in a nutshell / for dummies.
OR he can watch youtube videos "how to get a girl's number", lots of tutorials there