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Guess I will die alone

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  • 56
    Waiting in the parking for her... I think she will call the Police 90/100
  • 10
    Why would you for alone, unless you're the one asking question!! In that case I've got a lot of question for you.

    Is that you??
  • 8
    @ebourgess saw this on right side panel when I tried to do my 1Qhday challenge.
    It's 1 of the hot network questions.
  • 25
    @Aitkotw @Alice It's not me.
    It's one of the hot network question.
    My salary is too low. I can't ask anyone out.
  • 12
    @sunfishcc Your explanation was funny and sad at the same time. Somewhat relatable though xD
  • 4
    @Aitkotw I know when I say "of course, it's not me", it sounds like It's definitely me, but it's actually not me 🤦‍♂️
    Actually I wish I could come out a silly question like this and gain hundreds reputation from it.
  • 1
    @ebourgess I think you get the point 👍
  • 2
    Sometimes I feel if English is my native language, I could be a comedian, like Kevin Hart.
    Is English my first language? No. So I'm not a comedian 😓 and I've stammer, so I barely speak 🤦‍♂️
  • 22
    Here's how you get a girl's number....

    Put your phone near her, but under a box or papers or something.

    Wait till she is on her phone, or her mobile is the closest phone to her.

    Ask her "hey could you call my phone, I can't find it anywhere"

    She is bound by social contract to assist.
  • 1
    It's sad that the dude is born in a different time. I can imagine things simpler before cell phones came to be.
  • 1
    @sam21s once upon a time, you could simply add girls from Facebook look around 🤦‍♂️
  • 4
    @ebourgess the lack of knowing what to do and what is deemed appropriate is the "dev" in that
  • 3
    Asking a question about asking someone out is definitely DevRant worthy
  • 1
    I suppose we could spin up Kali, grab the full contact API and drop her Twitter handle in there...
  • 1
    He gotta read dating 101 in a nutshell / for dummies.
    OR he can watch youtube videos "how to get a girl's number", lots of tutorials there
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