Calling all devs to list all things which annoys the fuck out of the internetsurfing experience. I remember the days when the internet was fresh and every website was just static and weird. Geocities anyone?

Here are my two cents:
- dsvgo cookie popups
- autologouts after X min. Even while writing a message in their contactfield
- need for an account for everything
- docs and invoices to be downloaded in their customer portal instead via send to email or automate that shit somehow
- spam
- ads and adword websites
- lots more

- Forgot password → Can't use the previous password

- Every X time you need a new password

- Forced to use (app) 2FA

- You search for X, but the search engine goes "well, you actually want Y"

- Asking for phone numbers

- Blocking temp mails

- Probably more

Once the internet got big enough, it naturally became the focus of profit oriented folks and that has ruined it for all of us.

The other problem is that somehow we couldn‘t get past the static shit and after decades of trying and failing we gave up and just started to rape the static stuff and force it to be dynamic with horrible unholy methods.

People who do stuff to stop you using a password manager, whether intentionally or by stupidity.

Sites that deliberately don't work on mobile, to force you to install some head-up-your-arse app.

Loading 10MB of excrement in the background, and doing so gradually over a long period of time, with bits of the layout moving every time another piece of excrement is loaded.

Wordpress.

Links that aren't links so you can't open them in a new tab.

Everything having to be a sodding video.

Anything Zuckerberg has poked his weird creepy hairdo into.

what I find funny is businesses know you should make profitable action buttons easy to reach, and things you don't want people to reach like cancellation should be harrowing to reach like needing to call or talk to a chatbot after going through 5 support pages

but I click ads sometimes and it's like... watch this 5 minutes video, read this 15 minute blog, go through our tunnel of websites. and all the "next steps" is hidden in there, beside other links that are not what they're supposedly advertising

lol what. if you want someone to buy something you can't just romance them for 3 hours. wtf are these sales people doing?!

copying text off a website and it either doesn't work or they insert a link to the webpage where you copied it from. I feel violated

@jestdotty That, or they disable highlighting and the right click menu

Another one, putting an image behind an invisible div

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ads

multi-language websites that don't store the preferred language of the visitor

popups (cookies, login, ads, ...)

captcha

ads

payment walls

fake chats

custom scrollbars

ugly buttons

the absolute need for ad blockers

slow response time

AI-generated content

multi-page articles

ads

target="_blank" on every link

no text contrast

exotic fonts

Google

ads

Bing

autoplay / animated GIFs / other moving stuff

forced account creation

socials integration

suck color schemes

Did I mention ads?

In short: corporate amateurism

I feel ya.

But at the same time I feel that many of these crappy changes were inevitable consequences of how the internet took over everything and forced businesses to go online.

In the Early Days of the Web you could have a free, ad-free magazine website. Cause they made their money from paper subscriptions and paper ads.

As the web became the primary source of income - they had to start using web ads and paywalls.

One of the most maddening things to me is american recipe websites - compared to swedish recipe websites

In sweden a recipe website content is just just 1. headline 2. ingredients 2. how to make it

In the US it's

1. the history of the stove top

2. four pages of facts about lime juice

3. - click to scroll down to the ingredients list-

3. twelve variations of this recipe

4. my family's ratings of this recipe

5. interesting thoughts

6. ingredients

7. history of cinnamon and the spice trade

8. how to cook

For example https://loveandlemons.com/paloma/

I know "they do it to make you scroll through as many ads as possible" but what's interesting is that swedish sites never do this, it's just sites in english

@jiraTicket It's also so that google has more words to match against when crawling. Gotta get that SEO juice

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