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I need to hide myself, my computer, programming skills and computer knowledge from people. Then only, I will be safe..

Friend: Heeey, you're good with computers right?

Me: No! πŸ˜‘

Friend: Come-on bro. I know you are.

Me: What do you want?

Friend: I want you to check and book flights for me for country X.

Me: Are you ok? How does this have anything to do with someone being good with computers and stuff?

Friend: Haha, see? You're good with computers. *starts laughing. Anyway, since you're good, you can find the best prices. I know you know how to search sites and how to find things online.

Me: WTF?!?!!! All, you have to do is type in your search. If you don't like the results, you simply refine it.

Friend: See, all this tech stuff I'm not really good at it.

Me: But you're good at searching for other things online, right? Do the same for your flights.

*Picks my laptop and walks away.
How can a young man not be able to search for flights online but knows how to use several gadgets. Nonsense.

Comments
  • 33
    I doubt that he can't do it himself. Really seems like he doesn't feel like it. God I hate these kinds of people.
  • 52
    nonono. Always accept moronic suggestions like this. ask for his credit card, and book the first non refundable flight to damascus, syria. Tell him it was an honest mistake.
    He will never ask you for anything else, and his friends will never ask anything as well.
  • 7
    I don't think this guy's a "friend"
  • 6
    @magicMirror LMBO. Should have done that.
  • 5
    Ask him to go to a travel agent instead of searching online.

    And you should thank god he didn't ask you to fix his printer or computerπŸ˜‚
  • 6
    @magicMirror Damnit ur evil πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ‘πŸ˜‚
  • 8
    Tell him to treat it like porn. You don't ask your friends to search for your porn... Then get up and walk away.
  • 2
    @J-2FA I wouldn't even be mad if he asked that instead. πŸ˜‚
  • 2
    @Condor dude said "space flight" 🀣🀣
  • 1
    You call that dude your "friend"???
  • 1
    And in the end, if you do it anyways, they blame you for the shitty results...
    Same story over and over :/
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