'coz you know ...

Totally relatable
Although I would take variables like that over functions like:

SomeFunction()
SomeFunction2()
NewSomeFunction()
NoThisSomeFunction()
SomeFunction3()
CurrentSomeFunction()

All functions exist and most are being used. They all do completely different things but named basically the same 😭

Sometimes I need to cry myself to sleep at night.

But what you didn't know was find and replace

You know, that's not how you reuse code.

@kamen ikr. just messin' around ;)

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var yarv;

var yetAnotherRelevantVariable;