Non-dev buddy: Dude I'm gonna report you to the tech department what are you hacking??
Me:

People are so out of touch with command line text nowadays that apparently it looks like hollywood's version of "hacking". I run Powershell scripts at work that scans through the files on our network and people see and are like "omg what are you doing!?"

wget -or https://google.com

happens over here all the time aswell...
> runs `apt-get upgrade`
"What are you hacking this time?"
"Just updating my system..."
"Yeah right...

what a noob, using Android studio for hacking...

Dude use a better IDE like MS Word, notepad, but never Android Studio :3

People should see Mr Robot. It would help them understand that hacking is not what you actually see in those stereotype Hollywood movies

@gitpush nah fam. I use the calculator and Ms paint for all my hacking.

@FinlayDaG33k This - every fucking day. Booting up the laptop without boot animation and a guy beside me sad "ah, are you programming?"..

@NULLmaster ill hacker battle you real time while we both move around 3d graphical cubes and say things like "oh he's good but, I'm better" -every hollywood movie ever.

Nobody has ever gotten mad at me for command line stuff. All they start doing is laugh and excitedly watch as I “hack” the computer.

@NULLmaster teach me master 😨

@Ace71425 lmfao

He is a snitch and a retard. Why is he your friend still?

Android studio is an absolute piece of junk.

@Noob I need something to laugh at when I'm not working

@MikaY Watch The Office

People are so fucking clueless it blows my mind. They see anything tech related and they put up a huge mental block against even attempting to process it for what it is. take a millisecond to read some of the text on that screen, does ANY of it give an indication that the person is hacking?? Omfg I can't stand people like that...

@Koolstr
@MikaY hacked fucking Google and are now downloading all em data so he can sell it to Mr ZUCC ;)

I hate that useless output window.

ITS time for a Bodyslam.