b2plane

8d

took a new girl for a ride (in my way too good looking car) and the entire time, she was fucking FARTING!!! We just met for the first fucking time AND SHE WAS FARTING SILENTLY BUT IT SMELLED SO BAD I ALMOST SUFFOCATED WHILE DRIVING. WHY THE FUCK 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢

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Tounai

1547

8d

In a way, your rants about your girls make me feel very good because during my glorious days, I didn’t have half your problems with girls while I didn’t even have a cheap car. Thanks for this
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retoor

3583

8d

Imagine how her thong looks like. Have fun 😁
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netikras

35170

8d

Explains the body count
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MammaNeedHummus

4549

8d

The shitter hates farts?
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ScribeOfGoD

7257

8d

Can ya just nuke devrant @dfox? I think it’s time is done… it had a good run but is this really the shit you want on a site for devs? I can see this shit on instagram..
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Demolishun

35894

8d

I would have thought you would have a lot in common with this girl.
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retoor

3583

8d

@Demolishun she outfarted him.
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retoor

3583

8d

@ScribeOfGoD we can't nuke a whole site because of a shit poster. There's a lot good content too.
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ScribeOfGoD

7257

8d

@retoor and a way back machine, the actual good posts will be fine.
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jeeper

5792

6d

Imagine if you and her had kids, they’d be the shittiest
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b2plane

6406

5d

@jeeper shes on my block list

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