I'm a fucking finance girl. FINANCE. GIRL. Why the fuck am I spending all morning importing databases??
I'll tell you why.. "you are married to a dev. You must have picked something up." Fuck this. Fuck fuck fuck fuck. (no it's not working for the fuck of it, and whoever wrote this program deserves to be hanged by his balls from a tree)

I'm sorry :(

If you have permissions for importing databases, you could do some evil stuff to that shitty software.

go on..

respond with: "yes i'm married to dev and I picked something up: don't mess with databases if your not an expert. I'm not gonna do it!"

listen to *Custer - Slipknot*

thanks wife. now i'm "one-of-those-devs"

@orijin should have thought you better ;)

sorry husband. But you did this to me.

@ursa I'm enjoying your Dev, devRants, keep them coming. Still laughing.

Seems like only non-devs know how to actually rant. WTF

@SithLord simply because we are not used to be fucked over by a peace of plastic and metal for hours. And hours. There is no communication. You can't sort things out with it. You can't negotiate for it to start working. You can't yell at it and it will poop it' pants and do it your way. You can't do fuck, and this stupid machine just keeps telling you "nope". Not even nope. Just it's shitty "database error" reply. Well fuck you too computer.
Conclusion - you guys deserve a medal of patience for putting up with this, so people like me don't have to. We owe you all a beer. And pizza.

@ursa true, true indeed 😄 idk about the pizza, yet I'm not gonna decline

@ursa I think the dev that designed it might be one of the victims of managers that keep pushing unrealistic stuff. At some point he thought, "fuck you all, fuck you clients, fuck you managers, this is shit because you're keep pushing stuff".

@heyheni - yes, this is the correct response. If you don't have a good amount of experience working with databases and aren't aware of the super easy ways to destroy everything, then you can easily do more harm than good.

Oh don't worry. I know this rant too well. My girlfriend does social media with a non profit but yet somehow she has to do the departments invoicing.

Hi all, I designed the software in the hopes of getting finance girls onto devrant to er. balance the gender ratio. no flame plz.

can give you batch script to import db. MySQL or MsSql?

Now that's a rant!

@perfectdark i hate you you bitch.

Ask for a course in databases. Careful though, you might end up as a dev, yourself.

@ursa What if I told you, a female wrote the database so no balls there 😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋

@sylar a females work could never be this sloppy. :P

Drop *insert name of any database*

Should get you going a bit ;)