Doesn’t matter how much experience you have, there’s always a new rake to smack you in the face. 🤣

Found post by programmer.me on Instagram.

😑

I have a 1yr old and have seen Moana about 1k times. These release notes are gold! 🤣

It’s funny, because it’s true.

//TODO: Write a really awesome rant that people relate to and upvote many times

Getting ready for a release to production next week. Needless to say, tensions are high. Found this in the source history. 😂

Most of the time devCat is crucial in the coding/debugging process. However, sometimes he gets a little ADHD and goes rogue.

Maybe I've spent too much time around marketers or maybe it's just my OCD... but for the love of God people, when referencing the app we all use and love can we not at least use the proper case?

It's devRant. Not DevRant. 😑

In case there was ever any doubt, Pandora is not a number.

Sometimes devCat gets confused and thinks he should be on my lap instead of my computer.

If only clients and colleagues would be as cordial as spammers.

I just wanted a pizza 😐

This gave me a good laugh. 😁

Wouldn't let me upload the entire image so I cropped it. Here's the link to the whole thing.

https://toggl.com/worst-client-type...

Sometimes I put my earbuds in and don't even listen to anything just so people will leave me alone and not involve me in idle "chit chat"... and some people just don't give a fuck. 😑

This guy is the best coworker ever. He analyzes my algorithms, advises me when to eat or take breaks, and reminds me not to take life too seriously. He's pretty helpful with debugging too.

My worst nightmare just came true. Been working with a difficult client for the last 3 months (1.5 months longer than the project was supposed to last). The client has essentially questioned and made me justify every decision I've made about implementation.

Today, as I'm nearing completion on the project the client pointed out a piece that isn't being accounted for correctly.... and they were right. Going to take me several hours to make the correction. 😣

It's fine. Everything is fine.

Having one of those mornings that make you sit back in your chair and think... "fuck..." 😑

*Sits down at restaurant*
*orders food*

Me: opens devRant
Wife: "You're always on your phone. You're supposed to pay attention to me."
Me: puts phone down. "What would you like to talk about?"
Wife: "...I don't know"

*sits in silence for a minute*

Me: opens devRant

Whenever I start learning something new...

“Computers are like bikinis. They save people a lot of guesswork.”
(Sam Ewing)

To all those PMs out there... this one's for you.

When you've been working on a problem for hours and realize you just got super excited because you got DIFFERENT error message.

For the most part I try to keep my test or filler content somewhat professional in the event I forget to clean it before the client sees it. However, sometimes you just need some lorem fucking ipsum.

http://loremfuckingipsum.com/

I wish I got paid by the hour...

When you have a bizarre bug that you can't consistently reproduce, but you're already past your deadline.

This is what my iPhone seems to suggest in most locations. I don't have a problem. It must be a bug.

I really wish my break points would adjust themselves when I add or remove lines of code. 😑

Just spent 30 minutes confused as hell because an API call I wrote just randomly stopped working.

Forgot that I hardcoded an ID for testing purposes and then ended up creating a new object with a new ID.

Needless to say... they didn't match. Explains why my query retrieved zero results.

Want insights into a developer's sleep cycle? Check their commit history.