"Make a 3D cube using the skew and size functions in Microsoft Paint on Microsoft Windows 7"
I shit you not, this is a genuine task you can allot in the school-leaving exams(maturita) at my school.
A 3D FUCKING CUBE! IN MOTHERFUCKING MS PAINT!
I mean it would be a kind of an easy task if MS Paint did the math correctly but for some fucking reason when you skew something in MS Paint it also magically shrinks! It is not MS Paint, it's M$ Pain.

WTF!?

Would you wish to have Windows 10 now?

@Codex404 you bet :D ... Cube? Sure... there!

Using ms paint is not a skill, it’s shit

@Phippsaurus tell me about it :D
They also want us to make a webpage but we are not allowed to use HTML5, CSS and JavaScript because the teachers don't know any of these... I mean... suuure, plain HTML 4 is doable but Y tho...
Next requirement is that we HAVE to use "Record" type in our Pascal program (yea... that is another thing that I don't understand... they are already teaching Python instead of Pascal in this year's 1st classes, why can't we use Python? Ooh because they only know as much as the kids... yea, great way to teach something 👏) and we can't use objects.

Ahahaha good luck with your maturita

@theNox thanks 😅

@xawos
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@xawos nah, I'm Slovak, the word comes from Latin word matura so it is quite common to find it used in languages :)
aand... could you please write it in English? I tried to translate what you wrote in Italian to Slovak but Google did not do a good job of translating it and what you tried to write in Slovak does not really make any sense either.

Ooh I wish I knew Italian, one branch of my ancestors came from Italy but sadly that was a very very long time ago... I would actually like to buy a house somewhere near Nerano or Sorrento one day, I really like the climate, nature and just the overall atmosphere there.

@xawos oh... why would anyone do that? We like our class teacher 🙂
We bought her a necklace, earrings and a ring from Swarovski as a gift, best teacher in the world 😊

PS: what you wrote in Slovak: "In Spetember he comes back and spills on the table"

@xawos oh, you meant the IT teachers... yea...