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Joyston
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Why do programmers prefer dark mode?
Because light attracts bugs.

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  • 6
    What idiot did upvote this. I can't imagine a living soul not having heard this one yet. It's probably even invented by a boomer when he still was a teen.

    I'm worried, you're not really going for the stressbal huh?
  • 0
    @retoor someone’s really out here acting like they’re the Gatekeeper of Jokes.

    Not every joke needs a birth certificate and a background check. Let people laugh.
  • 3
    @Joyston stop making people cry cringe lord.
  • 4
    welcome to the int.max+1th time this decades-old, overused joke has been overused to the point of "only a newborn idiot hasn't heard it too many times yet".

    "let people laugh" - yes. please do. let us laugh. give us a joke that's not as old and boring as methuselah.

    also: it's not "gatekeeping". it's simply "criticising the contextual unfunniness and unoriginality".
  • 4
    even the hallucination machine thinks it's bad.
  • 0
    @tosensei Bro, if you’re this triggered by an old joke, I can’t imagine how stressed you get watching the same episodes of Friends again. Relax, it’s a joke, not a history lesson.
  • 2
    @Joyston that's not "being triggered", that's "explaining why people are annoyed by this after YOU were triggered by people being annoyed by this" ;)

    also: just with this joke - why would i rewatch something that has been not that great the first time around?
  • 0
    @tosensei you’re not triggered, you’re just writing essays in the comments for fun.

    And bro, if you didn’t like it the first time, why are you still here for the sequel?
  • 2
    @Joyston indeed i do like writing essays for fun. although calling this an "essay" clearly indicates a lack of understanding about what an essay is ;)

    also: you're quite amusing when you're not trying to be funny, "bro".
  • 1
    If I'll never read this severely overused joke again in my life, it will still be too soon.
  • 0
    Also, wtf is going on with your tags? They are not pokemons!
  • 0
    @Lensflare lol, didn’t know we had a Tag Inspector in the chat!

    Don’t worry, bro… I’m not building a Pokédex, just trying to make sure the joke evolves.
  • 0
    @Joyston Friends suck dicks.

    "Ahah ross gay so funny"
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