Let's try something different - Let's have a DevCaption challemge

Best caption gets a updoot spree

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After your co-worker says “Hey, I have a problem...”

Or “Don’t tell the boss, but…”

*DID I JUST PUSH MY NUDES FOLDER TO MASTER*

Whaat? It compiled without error? There must be some mistake. 😳

- looking at the size of your node_modules folder

when an investor says you need to add blockchain.

Oh shit, I accidentally committed to the wrong branch!

When you're trying to compile for the 251:st time and it takes a little longer than usual.

@yodude well, you never know

When you modify a sql database on server without creating a backup

O(2^n)

"git? What's that's for?"

What does drop schema do??
Oooopps... O.O

When you tell your coworkers in the datacenter you setup a LAMP server over the weekend and they have no idea what you're talking about.

When there were no QA done in the staging but the boss still wanted to push it to production even if he is fully aware that there are still bugs that will be encountered and the he blames the team when bugs occurred in production.

@ilikeglue I literally have had IT staff say that to my face.

Deploying on Friday like...

@OneOrZero haha the cringe haha. Hey mate how's it goin? Haha

When your PM asks you for the fourth time in the same day: "Hey, how are we doing on the project?"

*We just updated our privacy policy*

*We just updated our privacy policy*

*We just updated our privacy policy*

*We just updated our privacy policy*

*We just updated our privacy policy*

....

When you run "git blame" and your username shows up everywhere

Accidentally removed .gitignore and pushed.

it's compiling.. it's compiling....

Please don't turn off your computer while windows updates...

When you gotta release your diarrhea.. but just one more line!

Btw why is that shitword so fucking weird to spell

"When you notice your pc is still connected to your hotspot and you just ran npm Install on mobile data"

Ohhhh. My code worked

Maybe she had seen a new JS library??

When a person says there computer isn't working and its just a loose cable...

@caramelCase thanks for the upvotes ^^

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@caramelCase is this Kyoko?