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I only do grand crime, sir.
While you may be jacking a car, I'm preoccupied with grand theft auto. -
just another example of "too much American" in computing that all of you guys from the U.S. might understand, but nobody else will get your slang. In American English, just about anything could have a hidden sexual connotation.
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@devux-bookmark in remembering it wasn't slang they were literally jacking cars and private jets when I was a kid for fun
Apparently all set up of course and people they wanted dead in both cases but yeah
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