how NOT to commit

You can’t stop progress and here’s the proof.

Now I want to make 100 commits: loading 1%, loading 2%, ..., loading 100%, branch merged with master

At least someone is making progress.

Haha. Or my favourite commit message "stuffs" we've all been there :p

Im doing this all the time on my personal side projects. But im writing "42" as a commot message. I even have an add stage commit and push batch file.

Choo chooooo!! Here comes the progress train!!

He is still way under my level:

https://imgur.com/a/f2vsdBi

Fabio. You're fired.

Hahaha, non dev people do the same ...

Progress V1.1
Progress V1.2
Progress V2
....
Progress Final
Progress Final (last)
Progress Final (ultimate)
🤔

Ahh, clasic fabio!

I have seen worse than that, at least it says something...

Progressive development

deaac46 must have been a big commit!

I know of web agencies, where devs *have to* commit their code at the end of the day, broken or not.. full of shit comments and whatTheFucks or not

version control is apparently a system to prove to ones boss that one has been productive today..

@ivancr I shit you not, I have seen that style of commits from a grad student... he got asked to leave at the end of that month.

Worse than that is "Code review fixes" 🤬🤮

God bless squashing and history rewriting