Do all the things like ++ or -- rants, post your own rants, comment on others' rants and build your customized dev avatarSign Up
const5898129dExecute Program not People
dev-nope1062129dnot in Python tho... 😁
Cyanide9129129d"Manipulate strings, not citizens"
EaZyCode3397129dDeclare variables, not var!
FunkDelegate1381129dPress keys, not buttons 8)
FunkDelegate1381129dFire events, not guns
notarealDev373129dKill child processes not children
visudo1112129dBreak lines, not lives.
visudo1112129dPurge cache, not humans.
aldoblack1771129dGet on his dick, not his nerves.
Hope997129d-Call functions not each other out.
-Interrupt to the OS instead of someone.
-Chain matrix multiplication not other humans.
-Dance with links not on top of the graves of your enemies.
-Crash your program while testing not someone's car
-Reduce memory allocated not time spent with your family.
- Maximize usage of your CPU performance not the junior developer under you.
-kill the stupid non technical project manager. He deserves it
hell17038129dWar war = new War("WAR!");
Your Job Suck?
Take a quick quiz from Triplebyte to skip the job search hassles and jump to final interviews at hot tech firms
Get a Better Job