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const6479254dExecute Program not People
dev-nope1254254dnot in Python tho... 😁
Cyanide9010254d"Manipulate strings, not citizens"
EaZyCode4069254dDeclare variables, not var!
FunkDelegate1360254dPress keys, not buttons 8)
FunkDelegate1360254dFire events, not guns
notarealDev409254dKill child processes not children
visudo1105254dBreak lines, not lives.
visudo1105254dPurge cache, not humans.
aldoblack1956254dGet on his dick, not his nerves.
Hope1033254d-Call functions not each other out.
-Interrupt to the OS instead of someone.
-Chain matrix multiplication not other humans.
-Dance with links not on top of the graves of your enemies.
-Crash your program while testing not someone's car
-Reduce memory allocated not time spent with your family.
- Maximize usage of your CPU performance not the junior developer under you.
-kill the stupid non technical project manager. He deserves it
hell18607254dWar war = new War("WAR!");
gudishvibes30367dwar_declared = False
if war_declared = False:
war_declared = True
elif war_declared = True:
print("A variable was declared, and also war!")
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