What has happened to the world.

"Declare variables, not war"

#peace

Execute Program not People

not in Python tho... 😁

"Manipulate strings, not citizens"

Press keys, not buttons 8)

Fire events, not guns

Kill child processes not children

@notarealDev if I consider my child to be a fork from myself.... Can I kill it then?

Break lines, not lives.

Purge cache, not humans.

Get on his dick, not his nerves.

-Call functions not each other out.

-Interrupt to the OS instead of someone.

-Chain matrix multiplication not other humans.

-Dance with links not on top of the graves of your enemies.

-Crash your program while testing not someone's car

-Reduce memory allocated not time spent with your family.

- Maximize usage of your CPU performance not the junior developer under you.

-kill the stupid non technical project manager. He deserves it

War war = new War("WAR!");