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"Declare variables, not war"


  • 10
    Execute Program not People
  • 2
    not in Python tho... 😁
  • 9
    "Manipulate strings, not citizens"
  • 4
    Declare variables, not var!
  • 3
    Press keys, not buttons 8)
  • 4
    Fire events, not guns
  • 4
    Kill child processes not children
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    @notarealDev if I consider my child to be a fork from myself.... Can I kill it then?
  • 4
    Break lines, not lives.
  • 5
    Purge cache, not humans.
  • 4
    Get on his dick, not his nerves.
  • 4
    -Call functions not each other out.

    -Interrupt to the OS instead of someone.

    -Chain matrix multiplication not other humans.

    -Dance with links not on top of the graves of your enemies.

    -Crash your program while testing not someone's car

    -Reduce memory allocated not time spent with your family.

    - Maximize usage of your CPU performance not the junior developer under you.

    -kill the stupid non technical project manager. He deserves it
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    War war = new War("WAR!");
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    war_declared = False

    while True:

    if war_declared = False:

    war_declared = True

    elif war_declared = True:

    print("A variable was declared, and also war!")
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