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const6374183dExecute Program not People
dev-nope1120183dnot in Python tho... 😁
Cyanide9093183d"Manipulate strings, not citizens"
EaZyCode3775183dDeclare variables, not var!
FunkDelegate1367183dPress keys, not buttons 8)
FunkDelegate1367183dFire events, not guns
notarealDev390183dKill child processes not children
visudo1110183dBreak lines, not lives.
visudo1110183dPurge cache, not humans.
aldoblack1879183dGet on his dick, not his nerves.
Hope1043183d-Call functions not each other out.
-Interrupt to the OS instead of someone.
-Chain matrix multiplication not other humans.
-Dance with links not on top of the graves of your enemies.
-Crash your program while testing not someone's car
-Reduce memory allocated not time spent with your family.
- Maximize usage of your CPU performance not the junior developer under you.
-kill the stupid non technical project manager. He deserves it
hell17847183dWar war = new War("WAR!");
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