"Measuring programming progress by lines of code is like measuring aircraft building progress by weight." - Bill Gates

Guess who just collapsed several lines of code and then spent 10min looking for them.

Teachers who evaluate your mini project on the number of lines of code written........🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕

I'll make the documentation after just some lines of code

Splitting 5 lines of code to 3 functions

Get rid of required minimal lines of code for project assignments.

I
Will
Slap
The
Fucker
Who
Codes
Like
This
As
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In case you ever want to hack into a computer with 14 lines of code only. This algorithm is just genius.

That moment when you've spent an entire weekend trying to solve a problem spanning hundreds of lines of code but then you find out there is a library for it

removed 700 lines of code. Works better :/

When you are paid per lines of code

*Cuts 7 slow lines of code down to 1 fast line of code*
*Looks around to see if coworkers can see me*
*Pumps both fists in the air*

It finally happened. Upper management is demanding a historical (7+ years) of lines-of-code analysis of our entire code base. They want to justify our positions by validating that the lines-of-code has increased in accordance with the economy. I am not kidding. For every year, they expect some percent increase in our lines of code.

Seeing OOP classes with more than a 1000 lines of code really pisses me off.

I made a script for this group to verify their data, but they didn't want to use it because it's "only 50 lines of code and might miss something".

Completed a project for my final year CS degree and my professor rejected saying it is of very few lines of code.Hope he learns to evaluate projects on complexity and logic rather than number of lines of code. :/

Just reduced 900 lines of horrible code into 106 lines of less horrible code..

QA: do those 106loc really do what the 900loc did ?
Me: yes
QA: really?
Me: yes
QA: are you sure?
Me: NO. I was lying. Maybe it does. Maybe it doesn't. Maybe you should run it and find out.
QA: *immediately releases for prod*

I changed exactly 2 lines of code

./build.sh

Time for a coffee

I am serious. In 1 month, I wrote 32451 lines of code.

- 960 functions
- 189 unit tests

Removed 1500+ lines of code today. It felt good

Friend: Hey, your code doesn’t work because you have too many lines of code !

Me: Wait... What?

I once wrote about 100 lines of C code without compiling or testing in between in notepad++.

And it had no errors and worked.😎

Added almost 1000 lines of code. Compiled and no errors.

I was like, erghhh seriously?

Shouldn't be necessary if you just write understandable code xD..... Some people just write stories in between 2 lines of code....

Wanna hear THE Worst Thing ever seen:

NOT EVEN A SINGLE SEMICOLON( ; ) IN
>200 lines of JAVA CODE.

*Blind Eyes*

2 Days.
Thousands of lines of code analyzed.
Dozens of log files across 6 servers.
Countless pots of coffee.
Much power metal.
...
One line of code.

Bug fixed.

Hours at the office: 9
Lines of code: 4
I hate this kind of days.

"Just about every aspect of your every day life is run by or depends on millions of lines of code.. have you hugged a programmer today?"

Do the 'best' programmers use fewest lines of code?

The best programmers write the appropriate number of lines of code. No more, no less.

Finally could delete over 10.000 lines of legacy code. Feels so relieving!

Project manager: how was the day?
Me: wrote a few lines of code
Me: ran the code
Me: full of errors
Me: I cried

Well fuck me. Just went to my first meetUp with a group of Haskell programmers.

I think they broke Enigma in 3 lines of code.

Serious shit.

Hats off to those guys!

Ported a Java class to Kotlin. 200 lines of code removed and much cleaner structure.

FeelsGoodMan

How can testing and debugging 10000 lines of uncommented, obfuscated code get worse?

Testing and debugging 10000 lines of uncommented, obfuscated code in visual studio.

Just spent 2 hours to write 5 lines of code.
But those 5 lines are worth 500 :)

30,000 lines of undocumented code. How do I deal with that?

Given a couple of lines of code, I can predict with an 80% accuracy which of my team mates wrote it.

I just changed a bunch of comments, log entries, and removed some blank lines from one of my controllers. Zero functional code changes. Everything worked before; now it runs only half the code, breaks, and throws strange errors.

Fucking hell.
Screw today.

The number of devRants along the lines of "I learnt to code and now get asked to fix printers".

Beginner: I wrote 1,000 lines of code!
Intermediate: I deleted 1,000 lines of code!
Expert: I prevented code from being written!

When you write 100+ lines of code and it compiles the first time

I committed a bug fix that was about 4 lines changed but a full day of critical thinking.
The next day my boss tells me, that I clearly wasted company time and that I should be producing at least 200 lines of code a day. When will people learn that lines of code is not an accurate measurement of work accomplished?

Thanks python for solving a task in 20 lines of code

Companies that measure productivity with lines of code written.

Wrote 2000 lines of working code last night. All of a sudden teammate who didn't do shit says in group chat:

"You're slow man"

Fucking teamworks

Adding a feature to 18 000 undocumented lines of code, written in PL/SQL. Oh, did I mention it was just a single function?

That moment when you eliminate more than 100 lines of code

when you're paid by number of lines of code written

What has happened to the world.

"Declare variables, not war"

#peace

When you can code thousands of lines but is lost of words when trying to communicate to humans how you did it.

Deleted over 1'500 lines of code over the last 2 days and replaced it with 80 lines of readable, simple, generic code.

And I'm feeelin' gooood 🎶

Dev of my team coding on Idea

Seeing him using space-bar to format copy pasted lines of code

Me: why don't you use ctrl+l shortcut?

Him: I don't use shortcuts while coding

Me: at least use the tab

him: nope.

He formatted 3000 lines of code with space-bar. He's not even using notepad. 😐

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK.

Your 6k lines of code dont really count if you write the opening brackets in new lines

@dfox
!rant, it's the Feature request

Possibility to post `a code snippet with monospaced font` would be usefull.
Or even
```
def multiline_code():
from 2 to Inf:
"Lines of code"
```
Sth like in markdown.

I hate when someone compares two languages depending on which one gives a "Hello world" with less lines of code.

Doing Ctrl+C Ctrl+V for almost similar lines of code but forgetting to modify difference.

Once i found a legacy code where the old dev avoided the execution of some lines by wrapping them with a
if (1 == 0) {...}

Not commenting my code because "it's so clear what I'm doing, how could I ever forget what my own lines of code do."

"Holy shit that was fucking traumatic to look at" you whisper under your breath

That moment you get the satisfaction of deleting 2468 lines of legacy code.

I finally ended my first side project ever. I challenged myself to write a Tetris game in vanilla JS (with the less possible lines of code), some algorithm was tougher than I expected (2d array hell) but I made it ! 500 lines of JS code, I feel I could refactor some stuffs now...

Developing a Haskell project, indenting everything with 3 spaces. Develop to over a million lines of code. Use Darcs as a repository. Run the code on AIX powerpc architecture. Suffering from special snowflake syndrome.

More than 1.5k lines of code within a function, I love the old school php </3

You know there's something wrong when you write 50+ lines of code and it compiles on the first go

The 9 lines of code which triggered Oracle's 9 Billion $ lawsuit

Woahh..

An open letter to those who think lines of code == a decent metric for productivity:
NO!!!

Just because I wrote 10 lines of code all day (yes just 10 very well thought out, many times rewritten) lines doesn't mean my day was unproductive. Quite the opposite, while other devs pad their shit with:

//Adds 1 to I
I++;

Yup. Quality code. LOC doesn't lie.

My JS function is now lazy loading, expressive, and uses 12 fewer lines of code! 😃

It no longer works, but
... no one is perfect. 😅

That moment when you write 200 lines of code and it compiled, runs and passes all tests.
Sweet Jesus!

Fun fact!

Vs code actually works with 550k lines of html dom.

This goddemn telephone keeps on ringing like I will never have peace of mind ever! I couldn't even write 10 lines of code straight. 😤

5 lines of code
100+ lines of errors
Fuck GCC :/

34k lines of code i changed today, i call that a record.
</brag>
I need a bed

Writing bad code has its perks.

Whenever you are hungry you only have to write a few lines of code and you get some spaghetti

Coworker: "Yeah, I know the code module is 25K lines of code, but don't try to break it up. At some point I realized that they just have to be that big."

Me: 😦

There ain’t no feeling like replacing 6 lines of code with 6 characters of Regex.

I took my old project and I was like "Why don't fix it and open source it?". So from 2785 lines of code in main class, I've cut it to 1662 lines of code while keeping same functionality plus some more...

All fun and games until you inherit a legacy c project with 30k+ lines of code and a habit of leaking memory and segfaulting intermittently.

That's my worst nightmare at least.

Just refactored 100+ lines of madness to 5 (FIVE!) lines of code. It's pleasing me and shitting me off at the same time.

Some people still get paid per line of code, I'm convinced.

*finished 4000 lines of code for an application update, vb.net app*
Manager: can we turn this into a Web app instead of a windows forms app?

That moment you wrote ~100 lines of code that doesn't fix your problem which was just a typo

Once got 3rd place in a company "code golf". It was open to any language or platform.

I built a functional minesweeper game in Excel with 600 lines of code, complete with color and animation.

The JavaScript version won with 342 lines.

Measuring programming progress by lines of code is like measuring aircraft building progress by weight.

Just reviewed collegues code: 80 lines of if statements that are so long that I have to scroll sideways on my 27" screen. Just wrote the exact same thing in 5 minutes and 10 lines! If you don't know how to use loops in your code please learn something different and stop pissing off skilled devs 😡

Them:
Its an Algorithm!!

*checks code*
Five lines of if else

Sitting here with 8 lines of code, already questioning my life choices.

HI there
First post always feels like the first lines of code or first commit ever ! It's exciting yeah ?
Like Hello World app
Wish me luck

When You Write approx 1000 lines of code without save, and then kernal panic... I'm exhausted 😑

"One of my most productive days was throwing away 1000 lines of code." - Ken Thompson

I dont see why recruiters find it relevant to ask how many lines of code a piece of software has. Like seriously why!?!?!?!

It by no means measures the quality of the code or the usability or complexity of the software.

A: Done job for today.
B: Let me check your code.
A: Sure.
B: Only 6 lines of code in a day?
A: Yup, 6 line of code is better than 1000 thousand line that can do the same thing.
B: 😑😑😑

A class with nearly 70% code duplication by 2900 Lines of Code.

Has anyone told themselves they just want to fix one thing, then have it turn out to be writing a whole new class with 385829 lines of code?

Because 70.20MB is two lines of code which makes your load time faster 😒

I made 50 USD off of 4 lines of code today.

I am depressed and happy at the same time.

Commented all of my code. More than 1000 lines, teacher didn't read it....

So our class had this assignment in python where we had to code up a simple web scraper that extracts data of the best seller books on Amazon. My code was ~100 lines long( for a complete newbie in python guess the amount of sweat it took) and was able to handle most error scenarios like random HTML 503 errors and different methods to extract the same piece of data from different id's of divs. The code was decently fast.
All wss fine until I came to know the average number of lines it took for the rest of the class was ~60 lines. None of the others have implemented things that I have implemented like error handling and extracting from different places in the DOM. Now I'm confused if I have complicated my code or have I made it kind of "fail proof".

Thoughts?

Code reviewer keeps removing my comments saying, "This will only be read by other programmers, the code should speak for itself".

<hyperbole>
This is the exact opposite to back in uni where for every line of code they demanded 2 lines of comments!
</hyperbole>

Code quality check punishes writing massive documentation strings due to "too many lines of code"

FML

Code is not self documenting..

reading 10k+ lines of business logic does not take the place of well defined documentation.

Mic drop.

One guy left the company and left me nodeJS project to maintain. It has a file with just a few lines short of 1700 lines of code.

A file renamer script which had about 100 lines of code when i first started programming.

We had some cake in the office today. They think we're celebrating someone's birthday, when in fact I'm secretly celebrating me deleting 33k lines of code instead 😁

When you are working on a small project that is ~500 lines of code, but you have 27mb of node modules

Spent 4 hours trying to fix a problem which fixed in just 4 lines of code.

My wife feels sorry for me.

Found in the PCIe driver code for something I have to work with:

if (false) {
// 200 lines of unnecessary code
}

You ever heard of, you know, comments?

When you have to repeatedly explain that typing out the code is the easy part and deciding on the correct lines of code is the hard part.

I typed like 200 lines of c++ code and it ran on first try but i still dont like c++, no

I rewrote something in clean 20 lines of code, while my coworker had worked hard and ended up with like 80-100 lines. I did not talk to him before I did it, but asked him to review what I did. I still had to learn how to properly work together..

When your pm forces you to push new features out too quickly and you're slowly digging yourself into a messy hell, knowing you have to one day refactor thousands of lines of code.

When you screw up the Python indentation beyond repair, and you have to re-indent 100s of lines of code -_-

6 lines of comments.
7 lines of code.

Gr8...

I have achieved true python zen

More import statement lines than actual lines of code

I just did a code review on an old project of mine. 10k lines altogether. 5.7k TODO's. I can't even.

God give me power to write 50K lines of code in a month with 0 bugs and all new features......

Email chains, screenshots shared in google docs, two comments per 1k lines of code, and sticky notes are sufficient documentation, right? RIGHT?

re·fucked·or
[rəˈfəktˈôr]
VERB
To refactor code into a state much worse than when you started. It is often accompanied by files containing many lines of code, usually with an obscene amount of nesting.

Riddle me this:
While calculating software reliability in number of faults per million line of code, would the software become more reliable if the number of lines are increased instead of errors reduced 🤔

I just joined a new organization and saw a single file with 9433 lines of code. Advance RIP to me.

when I got hired my boss wrote a cms in php that's 50,000 + lines of php code, without a single line of documentation. Yeah can you tell how my first few weeks went?

After finishing a long and arduous refactoring I got to delete some hundreds of lines of really horrible, unmaintainable and broken legacy code. Feels absolutely great.

I love the smell of deleted code in the morning.

I was fixing an issue where I have encountered a Java class written by a recently hired senior developer with 1K+ lines of code.
Inside that class....
One Method => 1K lines🙄🙄

I don't know where to bang my head now😐😐

After a developer writes a 1000 lines of code with no unit tests then it is time to go home.

that moment when you write 100 lines of code for particular purpose and at last you find built in function for that purpose
f**k f**k f**k

1.5 million lines of undocumented spaghetti code. Think 500~1000 lines functions, 5k+ lines classes, string html concatenation. You name it, it had it. And complete unwillingness to improve it by the company. I eventually quit after considering doing it about 2, 3 times.

Fuck this completely abysmal CMS!!!!
Not even god damn Einstein would be smart enough to understand this stinky pile of legacy code!
No, it's not enough to write an HTML template in PHP with less than 500 lines of code, noooooo, every god damn template HAS TO BE AT LEAST 3000 FUCKING LINES OF CODE WITH RANDOM INCLUDES EVERYWHERE!!!
Every fucking thing I fix spawns at least 2 new bugs! I FUCKING CAN'T!!!
I swear, if I meet these fucking worms of developers... someone will eat fresh turds mixed with puke from a highway toilet!

Boss: Why have you commented out these lines of code?

Me: I don't have the heart to KILL them..

When u send ur code for review and instead of getting comments for logic u put in, u get 10+ comments regarding variable names , extra lines and formatting.
LMF

When in internship you have to read 150000 lines of code to make changes and the code does not have any comments, no indentation, no documentation, no wiki. You'll be like fuck this shit. I'm outta here.

It isn’t easy being a programmer. They code all day, debug all night and go through thousands of code lines trying to clear up all possible messes before going live with their code. Sometimes, it takes a fellow programmer to understand the hardships of another programmer. The same can be said of their jokes.

Once upon a time, devs were evaluated on the number of source lines of code written, and how many bugs were found and fixed. Needless to say, a ten line piece of code became 150 lines, a couple of bugs would be thrown in for good measure.

When you find another student code..... it repeats the same code for the LCD in 340 lines of if ;-)

When you change 200 lines of code all over the place in a class and then realize that you forgot to pull 17 commits from origin 😖

*me browsing through my company's code style guide*
"You must not use spaces for indentation" - awesome!
"Files must not contain more than 4000 lines of code" - wtf?

Yayyyyy! I got the stickers 😆
Thank you @dfox and @trogus for building this great dev community. We owe you 1000 lines of code :p

because writing over 500 lines of java code using swing framework on a piece of paper with a pen is a perfectly good and healthy way to learn how to write code

When you're judged by the number of lines you wrote/commits you pushed/any other non relevant stat rather than your code quality

I'd kill you and I would hid your body on your lines of code. Nobody would find you 😖

Guess who implemented a whole new feature in 3.5 lines of code and a simple CSS class.
This awesome guy.
Take that, frameworks.

Got a middle software developer position at a great company.... wrote 10 lines of code and spent 90% of the time in calls and meetings.

Bugfix: 1 line of code

Apply bugfix within tests: 60 lines of code

when BFs delete wrong lines of code.

$ gitreset--hard

When you're really fuckin proud of that extremely clean, elegant, efficient 30 lines of code. It might not be important, but holy shit it's pretty!!

Me: Deletes 50 or so lines of code for optimization
Also Me in Commit: Added feature 🙂💄

!rant

The AH-MAZ-ING feeling you get when you write 200 lines of code without compiling and everything just works as planned!!!

YAY!

Today I was refactoring code with 10 levels of indentation. Java 8.
Lambdas.
Each one is a block which spans multiple lines, that makes the outer ones hundreds of lines long.

This should be forbidden: () -> { ... }

If you don't understand why, please never send me any code.

PS: intellij shows multiple errors on each line.

PPS: my colleague should be happy that I do not use swear words.

"One of my most productive days was throwing away 1,000 lines of code." - Ken Thompson (co-creator of Unix and Go)

Fine don't take my suggestion during refactoring old code. Keep the python code over 100 lines of code...we could have cut it in half, but whatever

You just added two lines of code why did it take you an hour to do so?

I have to fix a memory leaks of two jest test files of

2 FUCKING THOUSAND

lines of code each.

The End.

String manipulation, few lines of code and lot of work but a lot of satisfactions 😍

I really wish my break points would adjust themselves when I add or remove lines of code. 😑

If deleting lines of code means I'm deleting potential bugs...

should I delete EVERYTHING? ):)

Assigned to completely new project. Whole day researched and now give report how many lines of code written.

One thing I learned early on was...

"If the bug is not where you are looking...look somewhere else."

I just spent 2 hours looking at 50 lines of code pulling my hair out why it wasn't working. Guess what...those lines were correct. The bug was somewhere else.

When you spend 2 days writing ~1500 lines of code and you finally put everything to the test and nothing works properly, FML :/

Reviewing the code of my then new CTO, who said "I can also code and have experience in Java" - 50 lines of code, I added over 30 comments to his Pull Request. In the end, I rewrote his complete code.

Friday bug day. 8 hours... 2 lines of code.

!rant

Designed and written > 1.3k lines of code this week and 98% test coverage..
CI and CD set up and working..

Was a Long week and very exhausting but I feel really good now, happy to start the weekend with whiskey and beer.

This is gonna be one of my most productive sprints so far..

Hope you all had a successful week as well.

Happy Friday 🍻

And please don’t start with any „that’s nothing, I’ve written 5k lines ones“ comments.. It‘s professional, stable, optimized code and code I can actually be proud of.

There was a task of fixing up a payments page that features pretty complex logic. Initially it was like 200 lines of code, seems short but it was a fucking spaghetti mess. Never seen more cognitively complex code in my life.

So I delete the spaghetti and pull out the 500 lines fucking state machine. It works perfectly. It’s perfectly understandable even though it’s longer.

This is how I deal with problems. Shorter code isn’t always better code.

Just looked at a fellow devs code (has 4 years experience). His test rig has the same 5 lines of code, copy pasted in the same file ... 400+ times.

What is the appropriate action to take?

Show 10 lines of code to a dev.

Dev: It could be improved here and there, it can be optimized way better etc.

Show 5000 lines of code to dev.

Dev: Looks good!

fuck off with the “do x in y lines of python code” it’s getting so goddamn annoying. yes python is concise. yes libraries do everything. you don’t need to show off someone else’s work with clickbait.

everything is like

“make a web server in 2 lines of python code”

import http.server
server = http.server.serve()

“mine bitcoin in 2 lines of python code”
import bitcoinminer
bitcoinminer.mine()

“do crazy math with 4 lines of python code”
import complex
import numpy
num1 = 1
num2 = 1
num3 = complex.addVectorMagnitudes(num1, num2)

That feeling when a class has more lines of analytics/tracking than useful code :/

I just wrote the best line of code. What are your favourite lines of code?

deleted 150 lines of code that made up a 2d vector class today fml 😭

I fckin love it when you start working on a new project in a new team and the 5000 lines of Angular code are acompanied by 0 documentation.

What happens when I say "uhm... and what if I remove this two little lines of code?"
Ctrlzctrlzctrlz

> grep -c -e '// BAD HACK:' importantproject/src/main.cc
4287

our most important piece of legacy c++ software with about 44 thousand lines of code and next to no doc aside from inline comments.

This new intern chose to write CSS instead of LESS/SASS even though I showed him how much time/lines of code were saved using LESS because he was "so used to it". Go ahead.. Enjoy writing 1 million lines of css to accomplish the same task.

Day no.1 with Googles scholarship course ad udacity..

I learned that a line of code is "pew" so many lines of code is "pew pew pew". Now I'm ready to do serious android app development.

So I've been just assigned a code review. For a complete new feature.
It's over 20k lines of Code.

Time to quit

Updating a legacy written by the ceo from swift 1.2 to swift 3.1
No storyboard, main controller with 2200+ lines of code and viewDidLoad method with 500+ lines of code.
Almost no comments and code is illisible.
Weeeee

Actual production code:
while(1):
//A few lines of code here with a conditional break.
while(1):
//More code.

Have you ever just had nested infinite loops...

Just finished writing up 600 lines of ASP/C# code. So tired now and need a drink.

Deleted 1000 lines of code that I would need at a later point. Had a mini heart attack once I found out the code was no longer there...

A legacy custom made WordPress Theme.

Old developer made main styling sheet with 8000+ lines of code with no component separation.

My goal as a intern achieved, my dream of being able to understand 113,000 lines of code for their website priceless.

Manny a developer has been foiled by a single random misplace punctuation mark hiding in a million lines of code.

Shit swizzler in school group project doesn't delete ANY code. Just comments out everything, everywhere.

Some of the files is scrolling through 30 lines of comments, 2 actual lines of code, 20 lines of comments, 5 lines of actual code, ...

Somewhere, in between all of his shit code, I just want to add: "Fucking stop with the comments, you wheezing bag of dicktits"

Oh and this afternoon, he asked me where he could find the Bootstrap code I'd written. He couldn't find 'the file'. I had to explain to him that it's kinda everywhere, throughout the HTML.. As a novice in many many things I fully understand not knowing everything. But the little shitstick told me he 'uses bootstrap all the time' just two hours before he asked me this.

I swear everything this guy touches turns to shit. One more day of this and I'll slap the bitch out of him.

P.S. Free virtual advocado for the first person to guess what movie inspired my insults (easy, I know)

Spent all day refactoring lots of confusing code down to just a few lines. I am satisfied, frustrated and drained all at the same time.

Trying to understand other people's code like:
- 6 README, in total 7 lines (that's all there is for documentation)
- 40% of code is commentary like (original code, not altered...)
// if(a = b)
// c = d; // this is not working

Sometimes 3 lines of code can make you question your abilities about yourself, make sure you comment them 😭😭😭😭😭

when I finished my first project which had >1800 lines of code and a visual interface 👐👌

I have to debug a very complicated piece of code right now... 290+ lines of code here I come 😰

I feel shitty cause I've never wrote near 100 lines of python code or just a large number of lines in any language. I want to write large amounts of code that will actually work.

“Let’s spend two pages and 100 lines of code on bad practice before you learn good practice in 5 lines.”

Django (& REST) tutorials in a nutshell 🙄

Whole day was a debug session with several hundred lines of code and tons of if else conditions.

Found the bug.
Time to go home.
I am done. 🤕

In my previous job, we had in c# a class called static manager. This abomination was thousands of lines long, every member static. Eventually the dev responsible, did split it in to multiple files each thousands of lines using partial class. Worst part? It wasn't even legacy code yet.

The best moments in my career were when I released lines of code as a product and received the feedback from people!!

ticket sized small: figure out why this thing is failing, get the old MR to work, test it

month old MR, over 8000 lines of code changes

FML

> be me, associate dev
> slack mid-level dev 40 lines of code
> I have never written a REST api before
> his response is "lol"

>be me
>drinks coffee daily
>goes a day without drinking it, tries to code
>has problems focusing & getting things done
>has trouble staying awake

Never code without drinking coffee
My face when I had 15 errors in 40 lines of code

The problem: callback hell. Code would be indented by three hundred fucking spaces just to do some async work. Your code would end with thirty lines of closing curly brackets

Solution: async and await.

The problem, reborn: NoSQL. Code is indented by three hundred fucking spaces just to run a query. Your query ends with thirty lines of closing curly brackets.

Writing code is a tedious job.
Let's write 20k lines of XML transforms instead.

FUUCCK! These two lines of code just cost me 6 hours of debugging... At least I learned I need to fix my Deserialization code too.

servicePassword: this.APIUsername,
serviceUser: this.APIPassword

!rant
Open .cs pseudo-configuration file, 100.000 lines of code, 100.000 freaking lines of code

I don't care about warnings. My 1000 lines of code when I try to database