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GMR516
7y

It continually never ceases to amaze me how many people ask me a question without doing the proper research beforehand. For instance, "How far is the Earth from Jupiter?" How am I supposed to know that? The only thing I'm going to do is Google it and then tell you anyway. Stop asking me stupid questions that you can easily search yourself!

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  • 3
    YO SAME.

    I got asked "How do I type a 2 weeks notice letter?"

    I don't fucking know. Use fucking Google. There's plenty of resources on this subject.

    Like come on. It's not brain surgery.
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    @Stuxnet Exactly.

    I'm beginning to think maybe I'm the dumb one because I'm reinforcing the behavior by telling them. :P

    Although I do try the ocassional, "I dunno, did you Google it?" Doesn't seem to be working. :(
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    @GMR516 I refuse to Google something for some lazy ass who can't/doesn't do it on their own
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    Seriously, you have the largest library repository in the world and you'd prefer asking me and waste my time. I usually ask anyone before asking me any questions if they have researched about it. The term research here means have you fucking Googled it.
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    Ddg it... when they ask what it is tell them to ddg it, when they ask again tell them recursion. When they ask again tell them recursion...
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    Seriously though their are people who don’t know how to google. What I mean is they completely fuck up the search and get meaningless results. I’ve heard, ‘tried google but couldn’t find anything’, only to google it myself and get the answer in the first click. It’s amazing how many fuckwits there are.
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    @helloworld That's pretty classic one as well. They treat Google like a freaking person. Just type in some keywords and you'll easily get your answer.
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    @helloworld they will literally type like they are writing google a letter. “Hello google how are you today? I’m well thanks. How far is the Jupiter from the Earth?” And get no results and wonder why people tell them to google stuff cause it’s so useless
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