So does every project manager pretend to know how coding is done? 🤷‍♂️

When doing a project from scratch, what would you prefer?

Code Quality + Time = Product
Bad Code Quality + Les Time = Product

I asked my boss for two macs to work on and I got this. Now I work on two macs.

I would like to know if anyone has created a CSV file which has 10,000,000 objects ?

1) The data is received via an API call.
2) The maximum data received is 1000 objects at once. So it needs to be in some loop to retrieve and insert the data.

Fuuuuuuuuuuccccccckk you gulp, you have one fucking job. Front-end web Devs this is a warning for all of you out there. Go with webpack always.

Anybody else doing this? 🙃

Rant!!

Fuuuuuuuuuuccccccckk this new dev hired is such a dick he keeps on not testing his own code for simple things and expects everyone else to test it on local and tell him his bugs.

This site doesn't load when opened from hacker news and says this. 😂

Link: https://jamie.build/how-to-build-an...

I usually never had like a serious fight with a other dev I have a really good team but occasionally when I do this is my response. 🙂

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Any of you play any Android games and any one which you can recommend? I am done with Nova and Plague.

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I installed Truecaller and it naturally scraped my contacts information. I realized that anyone now who had not saved my number can search who I am. I didn't want that to happen so I uninstalled Truecaller. But people still saw the name and profile I had created. So I reinstalled Truecaller changed my name and surname to 'Call me to know who I am' and uninstalled Truecaller again. Now it overrides the information so anyone searches for my number and hasn't saved it that's what he'll see.

Fucking Samsung should get their shit together. I can't even disable default apps on my phone I had to individually disable permissions for all my app settings.
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PS: If anyone received any nude pics of mine, it was totally not intentional. ^_^
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Thanks have a great day. :)

I really don't have much of any social life, and it's quite ok. I usually hang around with guys in the office every once in a while and if there is a football match going on, especially during this World cup. Maybe due to this I was even awarded a 100% raise, which is quite awesome. Nothing bad with being a loner sometimes things just work out for you, plus I get to concentrate on work a lot more than my peers. ^_^

Ummmm.... Absolutely not you're an video editor why do you need my contact information?

Rant.

I hate premade code/libraries fucking fuck some library decisions should be a question criteria for any interview. I would like to know the thought process you involved on why you chose a particular library. Fuuuuuuuuuuccccccckk the frustrations.

Thanks have a good day. :)

Wubba lubba dub dub and the ignorant clients are asses.

I just installed termux and I like the termux-vibrate command a lot. :O =_=

Just when you're about to test your code and this happens

Well well well. ^_^

A new guy joined my team two months ago he is more experienced than I am, but his knowledge yet is not good enough for our project. He is on live project working with me on a feature. I have major trust issues right now. How do people handle that in your teams?

Is this relevant? 😜

Employee: Let's add a semicolon here, we can optimise this code.

Google: Let's call it Angular 6

*My Family goes to sleep*

Me: The night is still young.

My buddy is all ready. 🍺

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We keep ranting about managers, here is something good about mine. He increased my salary a 100% of my current. Which is freaking awesome.

That's all have a good day. ☺️

rant!

Fuuuuuuuuuuck..... why is CSS so fucking ASS when it comes to working the way it is supposed to. Why would someone create such a broken tool.

end rant.

Thats all, have a good day.

We just had a security training in my office and a sentence in the PowerPoint slide suggested that we should always update windows. I'll pause here. Also they were using Windows XP screenshots to refer.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Noob Noob :)

rant!

Why are the dev rant T-shirts sold out? Please make them come back.