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Ironically, I've been looking for a couch on Craigslist lately.
Decided my first choice is to check some consignment shops first, as there's some that their profits support charitable organizations.
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@yatanvesh Damnit I bet @Skayo is a haxor man who haxed my browser history 😱😱😱
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BigBoo23206yI had a couch I wanted to give away for free because I didn't want to move it to my new place because there was no space for it there.
Needless to say, it took way to long to give away a free sofa. (1-2 months) -
@BigBoo Well the quote is 100% accurate, because in reality, most of the time free couches are fucked up.
Drop a $50 price tag and id stop buy to see you lol.
$50 to me says "It's a perfectly fine couch, and is too nice to give away." -
@shaji guy on the internet. Has a list. Often includes landlords looking to rent for sex and the like.
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@DucksCanCode And murder. That's important too.
@shaji It's a website to sell your used shit, which is often just that: shit. The website also still looks like it's stuck in the early days and hasn't modernized too much at all. -
@Stuxnet very true, but murder can be bought on the darknet. Slimy 50 year olds that want to publicly and legally rent to a 20 year old (and use her for sex on the side) can't.
Also, murder's just death, but the psychological effect from something like that can be very bad.
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@DucksCanCode I meant like your hooker murdering you or you murdering her lol. Not like buying a hitman
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@Stuxnet oh sorry. I'm actually quite drunk rn, so that's probably why.
There's probably people on Craigslist that'd be willing to kill though -
@Brosyl I know someone who sold their old car for twice their actual goal, and on the final day of the payment, they told the buyer to keep half the money to make him feel like he got a really good deal.
Both sides were happy on this one lol
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