Someone is changing my chair in the office every time I go for break. - devRant

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5

Biggy

13291

6y

Don’t go for Break then.
4

error503

13516

6y

@Biggy I need to eat, drink, shit, pee and stretch mg legs. Not going for break is not an option. We need an alternative solution
16

devTea

24088

6y

Write your names on it
17

trickory

674

6y

Tie it to your table using a fishing line
27

PrivateGER

16813

6y

Attach a pressure-activated bomb to it
30

rm-rf-root

1899

6y

Pee on your chair before break.
Smell every chair to find yours after break.
5

HarleyQuinn

963

6y

@rm-rf-root LOL
3

ScriptCoded

19207

6y

I would
4

karma

11051

6y

Boobytrap dat shit!
5

duckWit

5669

6y

Lick it. Effective way to claim things.
3

LordPeeve

1010

6y

Put a coat/jacket/jumper over chair's back (one that you just always leave at the office)?
8

JiggleTits

2858

6y

Take the chair with you on your break
10

CuriousDroid

477

6y

@error503 Attach an IOT device to sense motion and use your computer's speaker to tell people that your camera is watching them, it will work.
Just activate it after you go :)
4

CuriousDroid

477

6y

*Update

No need for motion sensor,
Use movement recognition using ML with computer's camera.
No need for extra hardware !!

I am going to try this one anyone in ?
2

lastNick

577

6y

@CuriousDroid Those applications already exist. There is no need for ML in this case.
3

karma

11051

6y

Or leave webcam on and record // cc to hr
6

endor

5751

6y

Have you considered murder?
3

karma

11051

6y

@endor who me?
2

endor

5751

6y

@karma no, @error503
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Codex404

16292

6y

Just use blockchain. That way it will be to heavy to move it.
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ThatDevGuy26

109

6y

Office prank?😂😋😎

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