I write code,
I am a writer.
I fight with bugs,
I am a fighter.
I optimise code,
to make it tighter.

*last call POST Breakup*

She : make a PROMISE, no CALLBACK!

Me: Got it.

*That's how it started*

Dude! We have toilets on each floor. Why do you push shit on git?

My mother is so ashamed of me.
she tells everybody that I'm a Drug dealer.

PHP Developer here.

Shut Up Dirty Mind! I am learning React Native.

Height of Confidence.

Age+=1

First time, I am this far from home on my B'day. But atleast I am with my friends and these fuckers wrote "Antarvasna writer" on my cake.

During my internship, I fixed a bug in android app related to user data updation..

BUT I didn't knew it's root cause and I have no idea how I fixed it.
Also, it was satisfying.

FUCK!! It's been 3 days in the new office.
Can't find a single to rant about.
Why is everyone is so fucking nice??

Day after Tomorrow will be my first day at my first job.

Any advice ??

When you are in a hurry to make payment .. and some fucker has done this.

Using Sololearn: feel like a pro.
Open Devrant: feel like a noob.

Our HR will contact you soon.

You vs the guy tells you not to worry about.

- become a system administrator (I am in final year rn )

- write a book (fiction)

I want to develop a django quiz app which will show questions to all online users at same time and allot a short time slot(1min) for answering questions.

How can i do that?
Any kind of help/link/hint is appreciated.
Thanks in advance.

I loved Java very much..
Then i started using it.

Stack overflow was down..
I don't know why, but it developed some kind of respect for senior developers who don't had access to stack overflow in their time.

Words of wisdom (WOW) !!

Guys, i am a beginner in networking. I want to create my own cloud computing server - (IAAS). Currently, I want to provide storage to the users.
How should i proceed.. Any site link or guidance? Thanks in advance.

Expecting your client to be nice with you just because you are nice to them is like expecting lion not to eat you, because you don't eat lions.

Well, this is not my cup of tea..

Once I didn't knew anything about coding or development.
Someone suggested me to start with Java.

Still looking for that Mada-foker.

2 years ago..

Me : How can i learn Java?
College Senior : Do some online courses.

*did a course for a month! Still not confident*

Me: it ain't working for me.
Senior: Do some project.

*Created an Android App under internship! Still not confident*

After wasting my 6 months on Java, i reached to the conclusion that: "Java Sucks" (at least for me)

No Offence!

I remember the era when the first suggestion to every problem was:

REBOOT THE SYSTEM

Hello (World)! Noob here. I installed devRant around 5 days ago. I just keep reading the rants and didn't created my account because i was not sure if i will stay here for long time coz most (cr-)apps are boring.

After 5 days:
I owe all of you a tons of '++'.

I want a boss like @Linux have. (i know tags work only in comments)

Gonna stay here till i stay in IT industry.(maybe)