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I was making coffee this morning when one of my managers walked up and asked me if I could make a cup for him too.
I was like sure, anything to make you happy. (Maybe you'll lessen the amount of work I have to do today 😀)
I finished making both the cups of coffee and the brought his over to his desk. He drank some and then almost spit it out. He complained about how the coffee was not dark roast it was medium roast, and he could tell the difference and I should have known that.
I was like "well if you're going to complain about how I make your coffee go make your fucking own". (I didn't say that out loud though, I probably would have been fired!)

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  • 6
    Well, only one thing to do.. Light roast next time he asks
  • 0
    @1989 justice!
  • 2
    @dufferz I don't even know if we have light roast, I just don't think I'll make him coffee.
  • 2
    s/boss/shitty client/
    s/coffee/software/
  • 2
    Sounds like you should've roasted him for being an a*hole
  • 2
    If you would have gotten fired for that you are working t the wrong place
  • 0
    @redundandundant These beautiful regex’s deserve many an upvote.
  • 1
    Hahaha I did that on purpose once..
    I was asked to make coffe for the IT dpt while I was there on internship (only girl out of 3 students)..Boy did they not know me well.. I made it so strong, not many survivors and brave souls who drank it through. Wasn't asked to make coffee next day.. xD
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