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noobi
6y

Every time I code, my programmer boyfriend has to be near me. Why, you may ask? Because this happens too often:

me: *yells bf name*, why does this not work?????
bf: here, lemme see
*code mysteriously works when bf comes to see*
bf: what, theres nothing wrong with that
me:

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why does this happen to me
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  • 19
    6y
    I too have this magic power, when parents/sis/gf ask for help on something not working, it start working when i come😅
  • 9
    6y
    This happens whenever i call my mom 🤣 (for non dev related things).

    @noobi isn't this the best part of dating a dev 😀?
  • 18
    6y
    Lol, it's the opposite of the professor effect - whenever the prof is near your code mysteriously stops working
  • 5
    6y
    it's the Technomancer aura =D
  • 2
    6y
    That face 🤣
  • 3
    6y
    @RememberMe 🤣 yes!!!
  • 2
    6y
    Same happens with me too
    MUHAHAHAHAH TECHNOLOGY FEARS ME
  • 1
    6y
    @RememberMe or quem you create a program that the entire company will use.

    You try it in lots of different computers, everything works like a charm. When you send to your colleagues it instantly stop working.
  • 3
    6y
    DuckBoyfriend
  • 2
    6y
    Strange, with me, it's the opposite. Hardware breaks, software crashes, the whole shitload.

    I guess some years of dev abstinence as system tester has given me bad karma with tech.
  • 1
    6y
    @ceee

    Yep 😂 thankfully he can help me debug my code
  • 1
    6y
    @Fast-Nop sadly, I dont need some years of dev abstinence to give me bad karma with tech 😂
  • 0
    6y
    First of all,
    That user name 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    On to the main point, yes this happens with me too when my family/friends need help...
    But my code itself never works 😅😅😂😂😂😂
  • 1
    6y
    @Jakuho i get the opposite...
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