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PaperBag
7y

Oh my fucking god. It's 1:30 PM and I literally cannot sleep right now. It's like I lost the ability to close my eyes and go to sleep.

What could be the cause of this?

*Flashbacks to earlier today*
Brother: Hey, want a piece of this FUCKING HUGE Toblerone bar?
Me: Sure why not

But seriously, I need sleep

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  • 12
    7y
    Aaaand I wrote PM instead of AM and now I can't edit it and the whole rant is ruined.

    I'm too tired for this
  • 0
    7y
    Empathy, bro.
  • 3
    7y
    Don't worry we all read military time ur good
  • 4
    7y
    Yeah, I saw 1:30 PM, and thought, "get a job, hippie!"
  • 1
    7y
    Whats the problem with a Tobleron bar? Are you racist or something?
  • 0
    7y
    What am I missing here, isn't toblerone just regular chocolate and not some coffee drug?
  • 0
    7y
    Did you forget to eat your Toblerone? If someone offered me and I said yes and then if I forgot to get and eat it later, I definitely cannot sleep that night :) I would HAVE to go find a Toblerone to eat.
  • 0
    7y
    @PaperBag I thought you might be suffering from hypersomnia so sleeping at 1 pm would be really really common for you and not getting sleep is really a big concern
  • 0
    7y
    @wateringdisease or OP ate too much and has an upset stomach
  • 2
    7y
    Toblerone is rich chocolate, and will chemically keep you awake, people.
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