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function* getMood() {
while(true) {
yield Math.random();
}
}
const moodGen = getMood();
let moodResult = moodGen.next();
while(!moodResult.done) {
if(moodResult > 0.5)
console.log(goOutWithFriends());
else
console.log(rotInsideAndPlayGames());
moodResult = moodGen.next();
} -
evidently repress everything to the unconsciousness, even feeling your own body, and have a nervous breakdown due to a critical mass of exhaustion, realize what repression is and that you have it, and then obsessively meditate and cleanup the mess hopefully but getting annoyed that the nervous system keeps snapping back all the time -.-
LISTEN TO ME, BODY, GODDAMNIT -
Callback function to escape void hm... so that would mean that function would have to keep bouncing around in memory.
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miladrt107h@Ranchonyx
boot_mood() {
echo " Booting Mood OS..."
sleep 0.5
local MOOD=0
echo " Mood bit: $MOOD"
echo " Mood check failed."
sleep 1
echo "🔌 systemctl --user start void.target"
systemctl --user start void.target 2>/dev/null || true
echo "..."
sleep 1
echo "..."
sleep 1.5
echo " Engulfed by /dev/null"
echo ""
echo " Kernel panic: Recursive introspection triggered a segmentation fault in soul.c"
echo "# Suggestion: Sit. Stare. Breathe. The void is listening and observing. can't get out of this space though."
} -
miladrt107h@jestdotty
fun main() {
while(true) {
try {
overthink()
} catch (e: Exception) {
println("Embracing the void without resistance. fallen deeper and deeper and donno the feeling and everything is quite blur")
}
}
}
fun overthink() {
if ((1..10).random() > 8) throw Exception()
}
My anxiety runs on an event loop:
while(alive) { overthink(); }
What’s your callback function to escape the void?
(Mine’s () => { orderDumplings(); })
joke/meme