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miladrt
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My anxiety runs on an event loop:
while(alive) { overthink(); }
What’s your callback function to escape the void?
(Mine’s () => { orderDumplings(); })

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  • 4
    function* getMood() {
    while(true) {
    yield Math.random();
    }
    }

    const moodGen = getMood();
    let moodResult = moodGen.next();
    while(!moodResult.done) {
    if(moodResult > 0.5)
    console.log(goOutWithFriends());
    else
    console.log(rotInsideAndPlayGames());

    moodResult = moodGen.next();
    }
  • 2
    while (true) {

    drinkBeer();

    }
  • 2
    You decided to write yourself In JavaScript? Bold choice.
  • 0
    evidently repress everything to the unconsciousness, even feeling your own body, and have a nervous breakdown due to a critical mass of exhaustion, realize what repression is and that you have it, and then obsessively meditate and cleanup the mess hopefully but getting annoyed that the nervous system keeps snapping back all the time -.-

    LISTEN TO ME, BODY, GODDAMNIT
  • 1
    sub _ {2 eq int grep {$_=~ qr%^(?:shutdown|now)$%} @ARGV};
  • 0
    Callback function to escape void hm... so that would mean that function would have to keep bouncing around in memory.
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