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Windows is a software form of cancer.

I just wanted to play Doom 2016 while having an MacBook 12 as my only computer. It didn't worked through Wine, so I decided to go for Bootcamp.

So i've installed windows 10, and after booting back to OSX, I found out that my Bluetooth doesn't work anymore.

I actually got a Mac just to run away from Windows and Windows-ness in all its forms. Speaking ideologically, I by mistake given it a chance to leak through the barriers I build especially to prevent it. Given this kind of chance, it leaked through and spilled over my gorgeous, cute, innocent MacOS, destroying it.

Windows is like aids. Software form of merciless alien pathogen that uses the tiniest kind of chance to leak and serves it's only purpose — destroying everything we call "good", everything we proud of, everything that's valuable to us.

Windows is worse than cancer. It's the software form of pure evil.

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windows

fuck you

windows sucks

fuck you microsoft

microsoft sucks

evil

fuck windows
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  • 5
    5y
    Sounds more like a problem coming from Apple honestly. I mean they once managed to destroy the speakers of the Macbook Pro because their own audio driver for Windows had a bug.
  • 5
    5y
    Fun fact: Doom 2016 works flawlessly on Linux.
  • 3
    5y
    Yeah i mean....The windows bashing is "starting" to become illogical and baseless. Windows just gets blamed for everything, regardless of whether it is true or not.

    Meh, fuck windows (and that's all I really use for the most part) and all but this damn near fanatical :/

    P.S. The existence of windows single-handedly created Global Warming, Earthquakes and Animal Crush videos #TMYK
  • 1
    5y
    @CodeBane it worked just fine until the tiniest presence of windows happened
  • 3
    5y
    @uyouthe that's assuming that everything you done was right, your mac isn't on the way out already or any other number of factors that could randomly cause it.

    Nah I agree, Windows changed your Mac drivers, and nothing else. It knew exactly where they were located and specifically changed your driver file to say "LOLZ TROLLED" .

    Pissed, fuck windows
  • 2
    5y
    @uyouthe And still Windows is not the cause of problems in your case, it just triggered them.
  • 1
    5y
    @Jilano Does It also work flawlessly on Linux when eating vegan food and doing crossfit?
  • 2
    5y
    @sjw-brah As a matter of fact, it does, mah dude. But only if you smoke pot while doing so.
  • 1
    5y
    Ha! Thanks to DevRant I now know that Doom2016 exists.

    However, I am not certain that selling one's soul and freedom to Apple is the best way to get away from Windows...
  • 1
    5y
    @Yamakuzure Don't worry, it takes more than that. You also have to add one kidney, an arm and a leg.

    PS: If you have the time, do try Doom. It's definitely worth the investment!
  • 1
    5y
    @Jilano I don't have the time, but I try it out anyway. 😁
  • 1
    5y
    @Yamakuzure That's what I like to hear! Enjoy
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