So we can't have the testers having slack because slack cost money

Corporate bullcrap I swear

Write a custom bot that reads and sends messages ;P

I never understood slack

give em some slack

congrats! ever heard of this thing called thunderbird?

@kiki the car or the fighter plane?

@antigermanist the 2 meters tall beautiful buff MILF that will manhandle you and your feeble puny new school messengers

Speaking of bots whoever came up with @AnalProbe3 @AnalProbe5 should print out the code then roll it in the shape of a dildo and repeatedly fuck themselves in the ass with it

Also everyone hates testers, nobody wants them on slack

@molaram I want them on slack to use my shit before we release to prod and everybody starts whining because it's not working

@molaram coz I'm sure not wasting my time testing myself lmao.

I'm more into making sure it works by feeling the vibe

@molaram it's @Lensflare. His authoritarian tendancies manifested into the fight against spammers.

Personally I miss seeing random ads about some hairdresser in kentucky

@antigermanist dude didn't request lube as instructed. He likes it rough.

@YourMom wait so I was supposed to fuck around with the stupid ass bots? lmao

I'm not asking no fucking bot for ass lube

@molaram I think he's jokin

@antigermanist don't you use automated testing? dunno about what others are up to but rspec sure saved me from doing 20 years for stabbing testers in the face with frozen eggplants over the internet

@antigermanist

"If you believe this is a mistake, please mention @AnalProbe4 and ask for lubricant."

It is what the bots say.

@molaram testing is doubt. I have faith.

@molaram let me give you an analogy.

I do rock climbing. Nowadays they use ropes and stuff. But before the rops were elastic enough not to kill you if you felt, well, the rule of rock climbing was not to fall.

People drive more carefully without safety belt.

@YourMom well to give the guy some credit putting together anti-spam stuff isn't exactly a walk in the park, not every other wimping floppy cock could pull it off properly, in fact I myself ended up just flagging everyone in certain countries as spammers when I was trying to do something similar a while back (then had the poor bastards at customer support work it out)

so tl;dr: testing is gay.

@molaram yeah @retoor gave it a try for a while but she grew tired and had a mental breakdown. Now she's in russia

@antigermanist wait, she went to Russia? Did she forget to take meds?

@antigermanist russia? tf? how come?

@YourMom it's a very sad story that involves 5 intelligence services, a mexican lover and some wingsuit jump.

@antigermanist wait what are the 2nd..5th intelligence services? I know the first must be the DIA but wasn't aware of any others?

@molaram She ended up in a meth-fueled bender and she stole some new quantic-proof encryption algorythms from the iranians. So she had to bail

Now she's raising bear in siberia. Don't tell anybody

@molaram not sure if you know already but @antigermanist is the former ostream. He is a full time troll now. Don’t take anything he says seriously.

@Lensflare bahahahahaaha that makes so much sense, you just saved me from freezing my nutsack omw to siberia

@Lensflare it's called humour. You wouldn't get it

@antigermanist

"humour" seriously? You have an extra "u" in there. Show us your dental work.

@YourMom I’m surprised he didn’t spell it with z, his favorite letter.