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BordedDev
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PM is on his period, and since I'm leaving, anyone have any "fun" recommendations to leave in the code?

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  • 3
    Swastika, it will make her think like "Wow, how did he do that?" and she'll be impressed for ever.
  • 1
    A short story of his worst offense?

    Or maybe ASCII art of a penguin or a window... depending on the OS you'd been using. Be sure to pick _the other one_ for maximum hilarity, though.
  • 1
    @retoor It's a he ;P

    @D-4got10-01 unfortunately he thinks he knows how to code so he will look at the code being merged
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    @BordedDev Ah. Met that type in the past. PM's Significant Other was a programmer. She once fixed that * cough * very complicated bug of timer overflowing... it was probably the case of texts overlapping when the timer went from 2-digits to 3-digits or something, so her magical fix was obviously

    ```

    if timer > 99;

    timer = 99;

    ```

    ...or the other way around the timer would go into the negative, so

    ```

    if timer < 0;

    timer = 0;

    ```

    whatever the bug was, that was her skill level.
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    HIS period?? How big are his boobies?
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    @TeachMeCode I dunno, how big are average mans pecks? To be "fair", it's probably his wife that is having a period and not giving him any nookie. He just likes to go into "I'm opinionated now listen to me" mode
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    Period or he’s pissing blood due to a severe kidney issue and needs to be in the ER
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    @TeachMeCode If it was the second, I wouldn't be here complaining ;P
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    a poem about periods idk
  • 2
    A Rick Roll.
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    @c3r38r170 That's fun idea, I think I'll create a "documentation"/checkout pr with that in it :D
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