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@netikras local server, didn't need all the results from ps
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@bahua also didn't work - it's dead now, but it took way too long
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@noobrants kill -9 didn't work?? Then your storage devices might be fucked up
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@netikras will never know probably - i just rebooted and then it was no longer running. The very sophisticated "turn it off and on again" technique I developed.
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@DataJockey was actually expecting this
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@Cybork exactly, me2
Another dev on my team just got a new machine. Before he came in today I made two separate USB installers and ...
Me: *kills process*
Linux: 3243 killed.
Me: "sudo netstat -ntlp | grep 3243"
Linux: 3243 running.
* hour later *
Me: *kills process with 3045974th method*
Linux: 3243 killed.
Me: "sudo netstat -ntlp | grep 3243"
Linux: 3243 running.
Me: "Are you absolutely FUCKING kidding me?! What is this fucking thing, the god damn grim reaper? I've done some SKETCHY fucking things at the terminal to kill this BASIC fucking server and it is still running!! WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU?!"
Manager: *peeks in helpfully* "Did you try the 'kill' command?"
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