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GDD - googling driven development.
AASDD - ask a senior driven development.
MDD - meeting driven development. -
PDD- philosophy driven development
LDD- legacy driven development
FDD- framework driven development -
BZDD - Buzzword Driven Development
(Cloud machine learning blockchain based IoT toaster anyone?) -
LDO - Lunatic Object Design...
RDWC - Ressourceful Developement Without Concept.....
ICUTFTD - I can use this Feature, too design -
DDD - Development Driven Development. When you have to adapt your code because of changes in your dependencies.
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BDD - bonus driven development [the one you hear legends of]
SRDD - salary reduce driven development
DTNDD - do the needful driven development -
@rutee07 today we've got a case of STD.
Colleague (Architect) who is about to leave got promoted to a Bugfix whore because the current Bugfix bimbo resigned and called in sick.
Including myself, 4 developers resigned in a short time. And more are considering it :) -
Hype-driven development.
Always jump on the bandwagon of what's cool at the moment, no matter the cost due to fear of missing out.
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Modern development methodologies:
SDD - sales driven development.
TDD - torture driven development.
BDD - bug driven development.
CPDD - copy&paste driven development.
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