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If I was a super hero I would want to be called "ThreadPool"

What name would you pick?

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  • 8
    My username
  • 10
    "A fucking Dumbass"

    It's still going through revisions tho
  • 5
    I think "motherfucking piece of shit" for me...
    Wow, I'm not the first to self deprecate...
    I'm not just I'm a piece of shit,
    I'm an uncreative piece of shit
  • 7
    I would be one of those who just keep their normal name, never change their appearance and are annoyed by everyone mistaken their normal daily actions as good deeds.
  • 3
    The supervillain
  • 19
    Batman, philanthropist by day, writing windows automation scripts by night
  • 16
    FooBar would make a great name I think...
  • 17
    @possum batchman?
  • 4
    @Intronout genius pun, me like
  • 3
    ThreadPoule I guess 🦖
  • 12
    Dead lock
  • 5
    StackOverflow
  • 6
    @Intronout Yup, so to say .bat-man
  • 7
    A junior developer who is new to Linux suddenly obtains amazing shell scripting expertise and the ability to grok shell built-ins by saying one simple word:

    SHEBANG!

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...
  • 6
    I'd be a billionaire supervillain called Mutex
  • 13
    Sigkill
  • 2
    <marquee> would be my name.
  • 15
    Shellshock
    Javanaut
    Devnull
    The Jokerror
    Bashman
    Manwoman
    Rubocop (that's a thing by the way)
    Terminaltor
    DeadSystemException (exists Android)
    Exit Status Zero
    Super HTTP
    SSH: Super Shell
    Captain Bang!
    The Git
    Señor Developer
    The Hotfix
    Mayor Major Version
    Shipit 🛳️
    Branchman
    Pull'n'Push
    The Releaser
    Testbreaker
    Stackprinter
    404 Villain Not Found
    Internetter
    Pingwoman
    Root
    Sudo Wrestler
    Super User
    Python
    Hackerman
    The Hoodie
    Coffeeboner
    Shortcut Ninja
    Captain Keyboard
    yes | man
    Force Pusher
    Master Merge
    Continuous Desintegrator
    Packageman
    Distroyer
    Arch
    Windozer
    Macman
    Private Static
    Desinteger
    Lady Byte
    Count Darcula
    Baron Von Bithoven

    I can go on forever...
  • 5
    BattleDuck
  • 7
    Fuckface.
  • 6
    Mr. Backdoor 😏😏😏
  • 4
  • 3
    @netikras With your side kick SigHup
  • 4
    <-- This name.

    Took me 2 years to find it.

    I wanted a name with two sillybells in it, like Jesus, or Hitler..
  • 2
    @eeee

    You forgot Tron..
  • 2
    I'll pick java.lang.NullPointerException
    The question is, will it fit on the merch?
  • 3
    NULL. That's the name for me. My logo? I shall have none!
  • 3
    @eeee An underrated reply to an an underrated rant
  • 2
    The M1sf3t, duh 🤷🏻‍♂️
  • 2
    @Alice al1c3 is usually our username for most tutorial and linux vm excursions, as that always feels like tumbling down yet another rabbit hole 😅
  • 7
    Captain RAMerica?
  • 3
    Or as a villain I'd go for ...

    Root
    Of all Evil

    (My sidekick is Sudo)
  • 1
    redman 😎

    *does cool hero pose
  • 1
  • 2
    Malfunction
  • 0
    I can't decide:
    SuperUser
    or
    pQh;hs-isb!1
  • 0
    @JustThat
    Wow. Stop right there m8. We are talking about superheroses, not about litear gods
  • 0
    One of my friends (His name is Tim) would be called Timus Forgettus, why? He forgets everything...
  • 1
    @Mizz141 a better name would be DevNull
  • 3
    @eeee I'm impressed! You make it look so easy
  • 1
    @iskandergaba "Ha! Prove that I even exist, copper!"
  • 0
    Exceptionull
    Mainframe
    The Character
    Infiniloop
    Duckdevil
    ZeroFool
    A-Ray
    Vertex
    Counter
    Ree Base
    Origin
    Javalanche
    Dr. dos Attack
    Frontend
    Iteratio
    Reduck
  • 1
    RaceCondition.
  • 0
    I'm overthinking this.
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