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Microsoft: We're brings new updates to Edge....

Me: Oh nice, was about time.
**Reads changelog**

"Edge now has support for Internet Explorer"

"No, really, you can now run IE in Edge."

Me: Oh for Fuck Sake!

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  • 10
    I hope you gonna say that you missed the joke tag
  • 6
    @devTea I wish I could say that, but nah
  • 2
    @M1sf3t Funny thing is how true this is.
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  • 2
    @M1sf3t Apparently they didn't, I saw Microsoft build 2019 some days back, and in her exact word:

    "What we are "excited" to announce today is, Edge will offer, built-in support for internet explorer"
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  • 5
    @jespersh sharepoint should be burnt in hell
  • 7
    @M1sf3t they did. And they are. It seems like the logic goes like this:

    "Well edge is a failure, so chromium I guess. So we can stop developing it while still having some browser market share. So obviously we will kill IE. But then what about shitty webapps that don't work on a decent browser you ask?! Well edge will include IE as a "compatibility layer". Obviously we won't make it better. We haven't developed IE in years! But why not just keep shipping IE then? Stop asking questions you little shit. It's a new feature!!!!!"
  • 5
    So its a button to reduce performace and compatability. Feature or bug?
  • 5
    Hardly microsofts fault when huge companies around the world still rely on legacy software that only runs on ie.
  • 3
    They should ship Edge for free and ask for huge support money for the IE Layer, IMHO.
  • 3
    I don't know if this is on topic, but my laptop has spent an inordinate amount of time updating over the past three days. Like, hours. Just earlier I restarted my laptop because response time wasn't just sluggish, it was catatonic. I've learned to never crash the computer if you can help it; so I held down CONTROL ALT DELETE a few times. After I got no response from the first couple of times I did it, I went on my software offensive, wh. consists of me addressing the laptop, saying such things as [my level of exasperation varies],Look, you reeking arsewipe from the 9th Circle of Satan's Nail Salons, I've had quite enough of your fuckery. Yes, I pretend that you possess a stake in your continued existence, but you don't. I'm holding C,A,D, like our couples counselor told me to do. But you're not holding up your end of the agreement. I can crash you if you'd like. I have..., " and suddenly, after a minute of this, the damn thing responds!
  • 1
    @devTea the bonfire is lit already
  • 1
    @hell do you guys accept retarded person there?
  • 1
    @devTea yeah, we even pay U$ 0,25 each :)
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