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People doing javascript without semicolons should die !!!! Just kill you!!!!

And if you use less than 3 letters for naming, there is a special hell that awaits you, when we murder you after a lot of suffering!!!!

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    Sorry but it's just so aesthetic and I don't believe that the corner cases will manifest before I change jobs
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    I just want my teams to agree.... First semicolons were a code smell... Now they're required....

    Me: WTF???

    Why though does it matter, I thought JS don't care, unless you want to stack a bunch of statements on a single line.
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    What about lambdas and look logic like foreach?
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    @billgates JS do care! JS just implicitly put them there, where he thinks they should be... And there, shit might happen, and in CS when something might it will if there are iterations! So if your application has a high mutability or is highly maintained, shit WILL happen.

    Lambdas are cool, as IIFE, when you do them as a choice! There are still people who don't differentiate a function definition and a statement having a function as value! But if you use an arrow function for a lambda and closure the local context inside for no reason: Fuck you!!!

    And if your lambda is 50 lines long... fuck you too!!!
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    @jotamontecino wuuut 50 lines long lambda :O
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