Twitter? More like Twatter. Fucking trash socialist media spies.

PS hi Alice

@Frederick good for you man. Here's a bunch of money.

@Coffe2Code THANKS LOL

@Alice nice! I had some shashlik.

@NoMad You won't believe what a story I have.

Basically, I had this girl in elementary school called "Naama Kimchi" (it's an Israeli name, so the ch must be pronounced as a hard h coming from the throat). So, she left Israel and became a western spy (American) and at her school everyone called her "Kimchi" in the way you pronounce the salad. Everyone liked her.

@NoMad pretty sure. Yeah, she's ok with her name. People called her also "kemach" (again, ch is a hard h from the throat), which translates to "wheat" in English lol

@NoMad exactly. Just like what I thought 😂😂

BTW, 160 upvotes! First milestone?

You want to put your @bigus-dickus inside her?

@bigus-dickus just kidding. Yes she's single, she's only 15 bro

@bigus-dickus what is your middle name?

@bigus-dickus lol ok, also sorry for that roast from earlier bro we ok?

@bigus-dickus lol ok!

@Frederick YES YES YES YES YES RED IS MY FAVORITE COLOR

Oh btw I have a Hackintosh WITH IMESSAGE AND FACETIME WORKING CORRECTLY