Accidentally hugged my boss. It's fine, I can't have more than 100 years left to carry this memory around anyways.

PMSL

I have accidentally said “I love you, bye..” when ending a phone meeting.

Just reminds me of pewdiepies awkward handshakes

@bkwilliams that is a real problem!

I only talk over phone with my wife and my manager. Very often I catch myself at the moment I'm almost saying 'love you, bye' to my manager. She's a married woman. I'm afraid it might slip through some time

How did he/she/it reply

@netikras yep, you have to pay attention.

I accidentally fucked my coworker

@Coffe2Code I too have made this mistake

@netikras just tell her "I love you as a friend" and it will be okay

@Coffe2Code I hate it when it happens

@hadley8899 @frickerg wait I was joking. how could a person fuck someone "accidentally"?

@Coffe2Code Alcohol?

@Coffe2Code oh I know it was a joke, I was just playing along for a good laugh 😂

@irene well, on pornhub you can fuck a giraffe 😂

@Coffe2Code oh it totally happens, I mean do you never forget to put on trousers when you leave the house? Yeah, and if that happens to both on the same day, there you go.

@Coffe2Code it can happen https://independent.co.uk/news/uk/...

You will survive that, my man.

Nothing like saying "Honey" to a female co-worker, because you are so used to call your wife that. Or calling a female professor "Ma". That is THE fucking worse.

@telephantasm the worst is calling your mother or sister "my love" because you used to say that to your wife (and newly married)

@telephantasm ha, that has happened to me 😁 I've once called my anatomy professor "mum" 😁 boy did all the group hold on to this for the whole year 😁😁

things happen when you can only afford 2-3 hours of sleep per night for weeks...

@bkwilliams i do that on purpose to fuck with people.

@rutee07 a year and did not realize it's an accident? naah

@vlatkozelka Met him on the ground floor when he got out of the elevator so I was caught a bit off guard. He's just about to go on vacation and raises his hand for a handshake as he's getting out of the elevator. My brain incorrectly classify the input as beginning of one armed bro hug. I intercept him and deliver the hug.

Mission accomplished!

Wait, what the fuck? I muster up a "take care" as the longest second of my life pass by.

He seemed pretty happy when he said goodbye, though. Maybe he's expecting a kiss next time 🤔

@vlatkozelka I dunno, it felt super awkward because it was unplanned and I've never seen a hug at this job before. It's not part of the code. Guess I'm breaking barriers, hehe.

@ihatecomputers What was the guy's reaction?

@telephantasm Played it cool and left, never to be seen again.

How did you accidentally hug them?..