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Recruiter: Hi practiseSafeHex, I’ve looked at your LinkedIn profile and you look like a perfect fit for my new client. The role is a lead Java developer with experience in .......

Me: Where on my profile have I listed or mentioned Java in any way?

LinkedIn Notification: a person who chose to remain anonymous, with the title “Recruiter” just viewed your profile.

Wow, I wonder who could it possibly be? I’m stumped!

Also probably the first time he did look. Getting fed up with these asshats

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  • 4
    5y
    Checking couple of your previous rants and seeing some pattern, I wonder why you care so much for recruiters and things they say? 🤔
  • 16
    5y
    @myss I’m desperately trying to find a new job. Whenever they message me I think it might be cool, I see it’s irrelevant to me and then I die a little inside. Hence the rants
  • 3
    5y
    Makes sense then.. Good luck on your search though 🙂
  • 3
    5y
    They should have a horrendous death!!! And then the same recruiters bitch on LinkedIn saying stuff: " dev profiles are so entitled! Without us, you wouldn't have a job!"

    So save a dev, kill a stupid recruiter/client.
  • 2
    5y
    Beggars can’t be choosers.

    Then again, who the fuck am I to talk? 😂
  • 2
    5y
    @Superviral ha, well this isn’t a case of being picky ... I’m severally under qualified for the role
  • 3
    5y
    I just made my resume (SQL DBA centric) available on indeed.. I got an email offering me a great opportunity as sales insurance rep as my skills seem to be a great fit.....
  • 1
    5y
    Under-qualified? Are they looking for 12 years VueJS experience by any chance? 🧐😂
  • 0
    5y
    Recruiters - useless ticket-clippers, same as real estate agents.

    If I see a job advertised for a company both directly and through a recruiter, I will always apply directly - because fuck recruiters
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