How much do you get paid as a programmer? 🤔

Enough not to have to do it all day and every day. Praise Jesus.

You get payed?

@rutee07 Are you well paid, or are you into cheap whores?

@rutee07 Shit, why can't it be both, right?

@rutee07 Shit, why can't it be both, right?

To pay for all bills + have little something each month for myself

$0

@rutee07 cheers to that mate!

4 milk bottle tops and a reacharound

@rutee07 Never gangbang on a full stomach. Or is that swimming? I always get those two confused.

Explains why I'm now banned from the local pool.

Enough to fuel my crippling ketamine addiction

@gethigh I blame autocorrect

Varies massively location to location, technology to technology.

The annual Stack Overflow Developer Survey is usually fairly accurate. Admittedly some of the results is widely off, because bad distribution and lack of data context

I have also found glassdoor.com to be a good source for granular inspection in some areas.

Enough to do a surgery operation for my dick to shrink it for at least 12 inches so i can easily fuck bitches with the rest of my 9 inch cock

@tekashi I have like 8 bottles of medical ketamine laying around. Waiting to be properly disposed off in the next month

@ThermalCube hit me up fam

@tekashi Meet me at the corner next Thursday at 7pm ;)

Not enough.

@platypus we're all cheap whores just we get f-ed mentally....

not enough

More than i'm able to spend responsibly but not enough to allow for irresponsible spending.

This needs to be in question category.

@Pogromist salary discussion for programmer is a rant :(

Enough so I can buy way too much overpriced shit that makes me feel good

Not enough, depending on the day.

Enough for traveling and impulsive random purchases