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Describe your job without using your job title.

[borrowed from @savagejen at twitter]

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  • 2
    I am the Gendalf in a dev company. I make sure things I come across work fast and well. If they don't - they shall not pass.
  • 6
    I rearrange 1's and 0's until the customer is satisfied that my 1's and 0's provide the 1's and 0's they wanted.
  • 2
    I do magical stuff on a magical thingy with an apple engraved on it, and earn money for doing such thing.
  • 10
    I defend an aerospace company from evil russian and chinese hackers.
  • 3
    My job (although I quit it) evolves around supporting people and Linux servers.
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  • 4
    I do stuff.
  • 2
    Computer fireman
  • 1
    Captain jack sparrow
  • 1
    I do fuck nothing while wait to be interrupted until I actually start to do something I should have done 3 month ago and get interrupted...
  • 2
    Previous job: Atlas
    Current job: Factorio chick
  • 1
  • 2
    I cast spells using arcane magic to get technology to do what i or a client wants
  • 1
    I ise magic with flashing lightboxes in order to not let soccer supporters kill eachother
  • 1
    Sometimes I write code, others, when I read legacy code I have to debug, I bash my head against the keyboard so hard, that it looks like I've just written code.
    And that's why my forehead looks like a tattoo. What was the question abiut again?
  • 0
    @irene office space?
  • 0
    @irene nope, no idea
  • 1
    @irene ofcourse we got it, Stanley is amazing

    Edit
    I guess it is: I got it, guess not many people here like a good game
  • 4
    10 old people install malware
    20 I uninstall it
    30 I tell them to not do it again
    40 I get paid
    50 go-to 10
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