Describe your job without using your job title.

[borrowed from @savagejen at twitter]

I am the Gendalf in a dev company. I make sure things I come across work fast and well. If they don't - they shall not pass.

I rearrange 1's and 0's until the customer is satisfied that my 1's and 0's provide the 1's and 0's they wanted.

I do magical stuff on a magical thingy with an apple engraved on it, and earn money for doing such thing.

I defend an aerospace company from evil russian and chinese hackers.

My job (although I quit it) evolves around supporting people and Linux servers.

@irene 👌

I do stuff.

Computer fireman

Captain jack sparrow

I do fuck nothing while wait to be interrupted until I actually start to do something I should have done 3 month ago and get interrupted...

Previous job: Atlas
Current job: Factorio chick

Killer

I cast spells using arcane magic to get technology to do what i or a client wants

I ise magic with flashing lightboxes in order to not let soccer supporters kill eachother

Sometimes I write code, others, when I read legacy code I have to debug, I bash my head against the keyboard so hard, that it looks like I've just written code.
And that's why my forehead looks like a tattoo. What was the question abiut again?

@irene office space?

@irene nope, no idea

@irene ofcourse we got it, Stanley is amazing

Edit
I guess it is: I got it, guess not many people here like a good game

10 old people install malware
20 I uninstall it
30 I tell them to not do it again
40 I get paid
50 go-to 10