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I am the Gendalf in a dev company. I make sure things I come across work fast and well. If they don't - they shall not pass.
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I rearrange 1's and 0's until the customer is satisfied that my 1's and 0's provide the 1's and 0's they wanted.
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I do magical stuff on a magical thingy with an apple engraved on it, and earn money for doing such thing.
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I do fuck nothing while wait to be interrupted until I actually start to do something I should have done 3 month ago and get interrupted...
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I ise magic with flashing lightboxes in order to not let soccer supporters kill eachother
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Sometimes I write code, others, when I read legacy code I have to debug, I bash my head against the keyboard so hard, that it looks like I've just written code.
And that's why my forehead looks like a tattoo. What was the question abiut again? -
@irene ofcourse we got it, Stanley is amazing
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I guess it is: I got it, guess not many people here like a good game -
10 old people install malware
20 I uninstall it
30 I tell them to not do it again
40 I get paid
50 go-to 10
Describe your job without using your job title.
[borrowed from @savagejen at twitter]
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