Can I please have your attention?

Fuck soap.

Thank you for your attention.

🧼

@alexbrooklyn I don't see what you just posted, but I appreciate it

French 100

@coffeedrinker im aware of how unfunny i am

You like to fuck soap? I guess it's ok.... I won't judge.

SOAP on the other hand is simple, it's rare for a .wsdl to lie about what you can and can't do.

Well if you drop it you know someone will fuck you. So better keep using it.

Been using soap every day since I was a toddler. I don't regret it.

On a side note, I'm currently consuming a soap web service with nodejs. I thought it would be a pain in the ass, but it was not, not at all

@NoMad what if OP is female, then soap would be possible I guess

@Codex404 That or the "good ol' universal orifice". There's always a way, wether we like it or not.

@codex404 reminds me of the 2 girls in the shower, one says, "where's the soap?", the other replies, "yeah, I know it does".

@nibor which porn is that?

@NoMad Sanitize with like... Soap? :D

@Jilano you beat me to it 😏
Now to soap up my own toys.

@Awlex I'm not sure this ended how you expected it too somehow.

@Jilano then better use soap right away, because thats always cleaned up :)

@NoMad why not? Wont do harm right ^^

@C0D4 :D

@Codex404 That's what I thought too!

@NoMad "NoMad, more like NoFun!"
Anyway, I'll try to remember that for next time! Thank you

@C0D4 It went even worse and I feel like I wasted 2 days at work and I still have no idea what I'm doing with this newly updated wsdl. It breaks a lib that had no need for updated in the last 4 years. I want to end this overly complex Webservice, the company behind it and, last but not least, myself

Yeah that's gonna sting.

hey, um can I please use this image for about 0.5 seconds for a video? I'll link you in the description

@existenceispain Do I really look like I created Menhera-chan...