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Root
98d

So many interruptions!
So many distractions!

I just want to fucking finish this refactor. I dont' care about meetings, texts, bloody office game tournaments, lunchtime, gossip, or people trying to be friendly. Just let me fucking work!

If you see me rocking out with my headphones on and working furiously, seriously, just don't fucking interrupt. I'll bite.

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  • 19
    The temptation of a @Root bite.
    Ok I'll leave her be.

    But here's a distraction for you.
  • 14
    @C0D4 *bites*
  • 11
    @Root 😯#lifeGoals
    There's one less thing to do before @Root kills me
  • 9
    These open offices are shit.
  • 6
    Isn’t wearing headphones the International sign for, don’t interrupt me! Politely F off 😂😂
  • 1
    @rutee07 why do these companies always have some stupid fucking voyage I have to go on to be part of the team. Like I work from home because I hate people. Leave me the fuck alone
  • 1
    work is not going that way all the time
    in my experience i got at least a month of doing nothing at my job aside from vacation every year
    so i was occupied by gossip, coffee, wandering around, playing ping-pong etc
  • 7
    Or like when people are going up to you and just standing behind while you are coding / fixing a problem with your headphones plug in. Like wtf its annoying and creep asf, like i accidentally yelled" fuck off" to someone while i was trying to fix a merge conflict, like it was like one of these "auto response" you spit out when you are busy.

    Hmmm maybe i should try the bite thing.
  • 6
    @Frederick
    Such an accident.
    I would never.
  • 2
    I feel the same. Since I'm a teenager, every asshole has to come over to my laptop, me listening to my homie Kendrick on my headphones, and they just ask "ARE YOU HACKING NASA? ARE YOU HACKING THE NSA?", but in the loudest voice possible. I just want to fucking kill them sometimes.
  • 0
    @OmerFlame yea that happened buddy... ;)
  • 0
    @Nacho what do you mean by "that happened"? I just told you they did that to me
  • 1
    @OmerFlame sure it did buddyyyyyyy
  • 1
    Ancient times: slaves work 12h non-stop
    Modern times: slaves work 3h, get fucked 9h

    You question things when they dont want you to actually work. I thought efficiency = money, but apparently not.
  • 2
    Let me tell you, I have a real good friendship going on with one of my colleagues, but its so good that the assholes keeps throwing stress balls at me when he has a question and I have my headphones on!! (Well to be fair it hadn't happened in a while, thank god)

    I contemplated killing him more than a few times for this.
  • 1
    You know what’s funny is that the only time when I’m actually able to do work is when one of the meeting rooms are free and I just sit in the big seat with the lights off going ham on whatever tasks I have for the day 😂
  • 0
    @Quirinus no need to bring a discussion about sex trafficking here
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