Being a developer in my country is great. We have Sam Adams fountains instead of water fountains everywhere, triple - double bacon and duck fat fried cheeseburgers with Twinkie buns, massive desktops that burn coal and dump pure toxicity into the atmosphere. We sit on chairs made from the carcasses of soon to be extinct animals, and instead of rubber ducks, we have majestic bald eagles screeching their encouragement as we pound out our buggy ass code. But we have the best bugs, don’t we folks?

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    Do you troubleshoot your bugs with your employee of the month AR15 assult rifle? 😄
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    @heyheni hell yes - we type by shooting the corresponding keys in the keyboard. We make our keyboards out of Kevlar here, you see
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