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Every 2019 tech startup: We do deep machine learning with big data in the cloud.
Investors: Please take our money!

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  • 7
    Big data, AI and Machine Learning is like teenage sex; Everyone talks about it, nobody really knows how to do it, everyone thinks everyone else is doing it, so everyone claims they are doing it.
  • 1
    Add blockchain and iot in that you’ll easily get millions invested
  • 0
    *Adds more "if" in the project.

    I Call this feature : AI !

    *Adds some statistic agregation

    This one is ML !
  • 1
    Pfft, I do deep learning and neural networks using TensorFlow in a Kubernetes cluster on Google Cloud with big data powered by Hadoop and upload that to my IoT devices running on ESP32 through GraphQL using Golang + gRPC microservices. Also my project's website uses React + Mobx + Ramda + TypeScript + Gatsby + Next.js + Apollo + Axios + Socket.io + Babel + Webpack + PostCSS and runs in a Kubernetes cluster on Google Cloud. And I use Firebase + React Native in my mobile apps. Investors give me a trillion dollars
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    @jaza-k fuck I forgot serverless. but still, I HAVE IOT AND MICROSERVICES!
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